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Trump thought foreplay was something to do with golf, says Stormy DanielsDonald Trump has been put on blast by former lover and porn star Stormy Daniels after she criticised his rushed, haphazard approach to love making.
After several brief encounters with the future president, Stormy asked Donald why he never engaged in foreplay with her.
His answer took her back.
When I asked him about foreplay, he said that women werent allowed on the golf courses he frequented, said Daniels.
Stormy, who was paid $130,000 in hush money to keep quiet about her affair with Trump, also said that the presidents driver came some way short of satisfying her.
It was less of a driver and more of a putter, she said.
President Trump has refused to comment on the accusations as hes currently on the golf course having a conversation about foreplay with a very confused caddy.
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Trump thought foreplay was something to do with golf, says Stormy Daniels (Original Post)
Rollo
Mar 2018
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,900 posts)1. Satire, but fairly believable.
Rollo
(2,559 posts)3. Especially the comment about drivers and putters...
True Dough
(17,338 posts)2. I think he was more concerned
about getting a hole in one.
But I wish she would have clubbed him!
Rollo
(2,559 posts)4. Apparently he kept on hitting the ball into the pond...
...because he wanted to play water sports...
IluvPitties
(3,181 posts)5. Romantic he is not.