Wonkette: Then Sam Nunberg Bit His Own Dick Off On Jake Tapper's CNN Show LOLOL TOTALLY NORMAL

[ehrnst]

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LORD HAVE MERCY. Former Trump aide/current idiot Sam Nunberg hung up his Obamaphone with MSNBC’s Katy Tur on Monday afternoon, and by the time we had posted the full video, he had picked that Obamaphone right back up to call CNN’s Jake Tapper, to continue his very sane temper tantrum about how Robert Mueller is not the boss of him, essentially daring the special counsel to arrest him for refusing to comply with a subpoena.

On Tur’s show, Nunberg said YEAH PROBABLY seems like Mueller has evidence of Donald Trump committing crimes during the campaign. On Tapper’s show, Nunberg expanded on that idea, saying BIG DUH, of course Donald Trump knew his crap-faced firstborn son was having a Russian conspiracy meeting with a bunch of Russian spies, because Trump was talking about it A WEEK BEFORE IT HAPPENED, like some kind of person who just loves doing conspiracies with Russia. WHOA IF TRUE, and holy shit, we bet it is! (Just like Steve Bannon said!)

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OK, for a palate cleanser, here are the five funniest tweets we saw after looking for seven seconds for funny tweets about Sam Nunberg and his afternoon TV meltdown of hilariousness:

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[sheshe2]

1. That whole thing was bizzarooo!!!

My head is still spinning.

[lark]

2. Wow, that's some funny shit.

I think I have found a new source of reading material - Wonkette!

[NewJeffCT]

3. some people think it was a setup by Stone and/or Trump

but, you don't melt down on TV and debunk Trump's main talking point that he was not involved in the Trump Tower meeting if you're trying to distract from the Steele Dossier

[sarge43]

4. The expressions on Tapper's face.

*"Holy shit, I'm listening to another man screw himself - in public. Ew."

[Brainstormy]

6. on Colbert last night

Stephen said Nunberg "broke Jake Tapper"!

[PatrickforO]

5. I just watched his call to Jake Tapper.

I'll bet Jake went into the breakroom after the call and just laughed for about 20 minutes.

Honestly, I don't know how he kept a straight face.

[Hortensis]

8. "It's a mystery." Lol! Turns out laughing your head off

is not a good thing when your mouth is hanging open.

The rest weren't so funny. But this is: "Wow, Nunberg just called in to the Weather Channel."

[Nitram]

7. BTW, we've long known that Trump publicly announced that he would soon have dirt on Clinton,

the week before the meeting with Russians to get dirt on Clinton. Sometimes it's hard to remember that Trump has repeatedly telegraphed his guilt in public. Like when he publicly admitted that he fired Comey because of the Russia investigation, not the Clinton investigation. He's a moron. But he's the GOP's moron.

[Cha]

9. First of all.. I love Wonkette!

"BIG DUH, of course Donald Trump knew his crap-faced firstborn son was having a Russian conspiracy meeting with a bunch of Russian spies, because Trump was talking about it A WEEK BEFORE IT HAPPENED"

LOL.. I thought this one was funny..



Mahalo, ehrnst!

[ismnotwasm]

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