The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah

[no_hypocrisy]

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-kushner-family-passover-haggadah

KIDDUSH BLESSING OVER THE WINE
Next, we recite the blessing over the wine, given to us from Eric Trump Winery, the largest winery on the East Coast. This wine symbolizes the sweetness of a wealthy father and the joy we feel when we are all together, with the exception of Melania who prefers to stay in New York. Amen.

PARSLEY
The parsley on our Seder plate reminds us of spring and the earth’s natural bounty, which does not need cumbersome government regulations. We dip the parsley into salt water representing the bitterness of liberal tears. Then eat.

MATZAH
This is the bread of affliction. It is the simple bread our ancestors ate in the land of Egypt, Brooklyn, and New Jersey before reaching the Promised Land of Washington D.C. Our ancestors overcame great suffering in their journey to freedom without any government assistance. To those who are hungry and in need, we offer our prayers and hope, which is enough — Dayenu!


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[left-of-center2012]

1. I'd like some input from Jewish members of DU ?

[MineralMan]

3. I'm pretty certain that the author of that is Jewish.

[mahina]

2. Oh, McSweeneys, my favorite.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

4. This is magnificent.

[grantcart]

5. Brilliant "This year we are here; next year in Moscow!"