From The New Yorker: Trump Awards HIMSELF Medal

[kpete]

[Vinca]

1. The only surprise is that it isn't for real.

[trof]

2. Give it time.

[malaise]

3. Here he comes

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Remember when he said his sex life was like his "own personal Viet-Nam?"

Because he did NOT get a STD, he said he felt "like a brave soldier".

[malaise]

8. You know he's a despicable deplorable

piece of shit and I'm just warming up

[panader0]

11. I'll bet he's got everything imaginable: penile and anal warts,

shank shims, crustaceans, the jimmies and general rot with a comb over
to try to disguise it. He snorts rhino horn powder in a futile effort to get it up.
Why, Malaria ain't having any of it. even if the horn worked.

[Marie Marie]

6. Now if only he could get the shooter to hold open those double doors...

[malaise]

9. Indeed but he'd push the cart into reverse

and run like a coward

[Marie Marie]

10. You mean, he would drive like a coward.

[Honeycombe8]

4. Well, he's so athletic, I can imagine him bolting in & tackling the shooter w/his "lidle" hands.nt

[dchill]

7. I presume that the award is imaginary, too.

[jb5150]

12. The only award he's up for is ....

Russian Employee Of The Month

[SunSeeker]

14. LOL

[keithbvadu2]

13. At the scene - from another DU topic

Link to tweet

?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democraticunderground.com%2F100210297645%23post11

[Hortensis]

15. Superb! I love the New Yorker.

Thanks, Kpete.