Five deferment Trump just boased that he would have ran into MSD and

[procon]

unlike the police who initially held back, he -- the chicken shit, warmongering, draft dodger! -- would have gone in and killed the shooter. No, really, he just bragged about how brave he is on MSNBC!

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. Let's send him to Afghanistan for a couple of weeks, out on patrol.

[Baconator]

13. Uh... No thanks... That means someone has to go with him...

Also, that is a patrol that is 100% certain to get in a TIC..

Of course, it'll be the first person they see with a beard in the open.

"I thought it was Bin Laden and I told 'em to open up".

It'd be the greatest moment of his life unless he's already paid for a Hostel like vacation package where he gets to hunt humans or something.

[samnsara]

2. he cant even fire anyone face to face....what a blubbering idiot he is.

[thegoose]

15. He's a coward

Big talker on Twitter and telephone. Cowering scumbag otherwise.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. He said he'd have run into the school unarmed.

I guess he thinks he's Superman now.

[Eliot Rosewater]

6. I am not one bit surprised he said that, nor am I surprised his idiotic

followers will believe it.

[demigoddess]

4. when I heard that

[Eliot Rosewater]

5. Chicken SHITS like him who REFUSE

to fight, and he is not the only one, imagine how much better our world would be if all able bodied men, regardless of any deferments had to go to Vietnam.

The real assholes and I wont mention them all by name, if not killed by the enemy would have been by their own men.

We would NOT have to deal with them NOW as a result.

[HopeAgain]

7. And thrown paper towels to the bleeding students, no doubt n/t

[Stallion]

8. Even with the Chronic Bone-Spurs that are Triggered due to Possibility of Getting Shot?

[Historic NY]

9. Won't his bone spurs slow him down..

[struggle4progress]

10. Oh, good for him! We should take him up on that offer!

[catbyte]

11. I'll bet. He couldn't even handle a bird flapping his wings.

Braggadocio asshole.

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. If he'd waddled his lard-ass into that school, maybe

the shooter would have wasted a few bullets on him. That's the only useful thing I can imagine. Of course, Orange Foolius wouldn't have done any such thing. Apparently he has become so delusional that he either thinks he's bulletproof, or that he's capable of running down and tackling the shooter before he could get off any more shots. Or maybe he thinks that as soon as the shooter saw him in all his glorious, overwhelming orange blubberiness he'd have instantly laid down his weapon and surrendered.

[world wide wally]

14. What would he do?

Bullshit the shooter to death?

[procon]

16. He can't even handle hecklers at his stage shows and has to have security

haul them out. He's afraid his food is poisoned. He's paranoid. He wouldn't have been allowed anywhere near MSD of another active shoot scene, so this is just a crazy old man pounding his chest and fantasizing that he could be some Hollywood action hero.

[HipChick]

17. I'm fucking disgusted that he even spewed that..

[Sneederbunk]

18. Armed with a 9 iron?