Beloved Eric Trump attempts an almost ZEN take on Russia, sadly remains a clueless entitled dork

[Miles Archer]

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/eric-trump-russia-meddling-started-off-hoax-wish-obama-stopped/

Eric Trump admitted on Fox News that Russia had interfered in the 2016 election — but he blamed his father’s predecessor for not stopping it.

The president’s son told “Fox & Friends” that the Democratic response to a memo compiled by Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) showed the FBI investigation of the Trump campaign was politically motivated, although even co-host Ainsley Earhardt gently corrected his claim.

“My thoughts are, they dug and dug and dug and finally found themselves,” Trump said. “It’s awful what happened. You had the FBI and Department of Justice, you had them use opposition research to spy on a presidential candidate in this country, and it’s horrible. This is the worst abuse imaginable, something you would see in a third world country, and it happened here.”

“You know, people have to take this seriously,” he continued. “There is nothing worse than when, you know, government — I mean, it’s just very, very dark what happened, and I don’t think the Democratic memo said anything. In fact, I think it confirmed that, you know, the judge wasn’t told that this was opposition research.”

[dalton99a]

1. Did he just suck blood out of somebody's neck?

[Pachamama]

2. Yikes! It sure looks like he did....

[Paladin]

9. Ewwwww! Those lips!

They're almost as ugly as what's coming out of his mouth.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. Trumplips. Common in remoras and other offal feeders.

[FSogol]

12. +1 n/t

[Paladin]

14. Just one more reason to be grateful you're not MRS. Eric Trump.

As if another reason was necessary......

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Well, He'd Be Completely Right. . .

. . .except the democratic memo doesn't say anything of the sort, not does it even hint at a political motivation.

So, if it weren't for the memo saying the exact opposite, he'd be 100% correct.

[njhoneybadger]

4. How the Fuck did the Beverly Hillbillies Get in the White House

[thegoose]

10. No kidding

This awful, awful family.

[Elwood P Dowd]

15. Here he is between Ivanka Mae and Granny Sessions before the TV makeup was applied

[spanone]

5. hey dipshit, Obama threw 35 russians out of the country and seized their compounds

your dad who has only praise for putin, hasn't done a single fucking thing....fuck you

[FM123]

6. I remember a Saturday Night Live episode where Eric was characterized as being dumb as a brick,

his brother Donald jr was feeding him goldfish crackers and giving him sips out of a juice box like a toddler. But the funny thing is, when I see actual news footage of him on tv, I find that he is actually even dumber than his portrayal in a comedy sketch.

[Bluepinky]

7. That was a really funny skit. It appears that Eric is as articulate as his father.

Eric and Donald have such a poor vocabulary, they repeat the words they do know over and over. They use a lot of “very, very, very” and “really, really”. They sound like 7 year old kids, not grown adults.

[PatSeg]

8. Wow

Is word salad genetic?

[FSogol]

13. Having a sphincter-shaped mouth is clearly genetic.

[PatSeg]

16. I remember Trump

talking about what great genes he had. I think he meant he was white, as nothing about this family says "superior".

[Vinca]

17. An English translation would be nice.

[kairos12]

18. Wasn't he in American Psycho?