I would call 911 if I saw a guy (Rush Limbaugh) masturbating on I-95

[madinmaryland]

driving down the highway.

What a dumbass.

[scheming daemons]

1. You're going to have to explain this one to me....

....don't get it.

[NYC_SKP]

4. Nake man accused of rubbing one out while driving with toy pistol in his behind.

You're welcome!

Naked Man Accused of Rubbing One Out While Driving Down I-95 with Toy Pistol ‘in His Behind’

Car Jacking

Naked Man Accused of Rubbing One Out While Driving Down I-95 with Toy Pistol ‘in His Behind’



Police in Florida say they were alerted Monday to a naked man masturbating inside a Jeep Cherokee while driving around the St. Lucie County seat of Fort Pierce.

A tow truck driver who pulled up alongside 49-year-old Robert Casey claimed his "hands were in his groin area moving around."

The police report [pdf] notes that Casey was in process of putting his clothes on when he was pulled over on Interstate 95. Asked why he wasn't wearing any clothes to begin with, the man acknowledged he had "problems with this," and was seeking therapy.http://gawker.com/5923709/naked-man-accused-of-rubbing-one-out-while-driving-down-i+95-with-toy-pistol-in-his-behind

[scheming daemons]

8. I don't get what it has to do with Rush Limbaugh

[madinmaryland]

11. Lawrence O'Donnell showed a clip of Limbaugh talking about this.

[SoutherDem]

2. Sorry, this one flew over my head

please explain.

[DJ13]

3. How could you tell, were the rolls moving up & down?

[Jack Sprat]

5. Is there a moral to this story? nt

[Ikonoklast]

12. Make sure to clean the driver's seat really well in that used Jeep Cherokee you just bought

before you sit in it.

[Tom Ripley]

6. I don't imagine Tiny Rush could even masturbate on a Hot Wheels track

much less I-95

[BlueJazz]

7. Great, just great. As soon as I find a hobby I like somebody spoils it all by getting caught.

[Go Vols]

9. it was just on MSNBC

Rush is an idiot.

[Jack Sprat]

10. Is that all?

What's this about? Did you see Rush masturbating on I-95 or are you simply stating what you would do if you did?