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Freedomofspeech

(4,227 posts) Fri Feb 23, 2018, 12:01 AM Feb 2018

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I don't remember guns being mentioned in the Bible..

or was it in The Book of Collusions?

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I don't remember guns being mentioned in the Bible.. (Original Post) Freedomofspeech Feb 2018 OP

Yeah I think it's in 2 Collusions . . . flamin lib Feb 2018 #1

I think that's it. Freedomofspeech Feb 2018 #2

1st Covfefe, 4:20 dweller Feb 2018 #3

Yeppers... Freedomofspeech Feb 2018 #5

Republican Jesus. Bullshitius verse 1 section 2 sarcasmo Feb 2018 #4

I haven't read the Bible cover to cover... Freedomofspeech Feb 2018 #6

I'll Go You One Better ChoppinBroccoli Feb 2018 #7

Excellent! Freedomofspeech Feb 2018 #8

Have we forgotten the time Jesus rode into Jerusalem... zanana1 Feb 2018 #9

And shot up that Good Samaritan. Freedomofspeech Feb 2018 #10

Armaments, chapter 10, verses 3 through 22 A HERETIC I AM Feb 2018 #11

flamin lib

(14,559 posts)

1. Yeah I think it's in 2 Collusions . . .

Reply to Freedomofspeech (Original post)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 12:13 AM

Feb 2018

Freedomofspeech

(4,227 posts)

2. I think that's it.

Reply to flamin lib (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 12:19 AM

Feb 2018

dweller

(23,646 posts)

3. 1st Covfefe, 4:20

Reply to Freedomofspeech (Original post)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 12:30 AM

Feb 2018

Mother Superior jump the gun
Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (oh, yeah)
Because, (happiness) is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Happiness (bang bang shoot shoot)

🙏🏻

Freedomofspeech

(4,227 posts)

5. Yeppers...

Reply to dweller (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 12:34 AM

Feb 2018

Forgot that one.

sarcasmo

(23,968 posts)

4. Republican Jesus. Bullshitius verse 1 section 2

Reply to Freedomofspeech (Original post)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 12:31 AM

Feb 2018

Jesus said, allow the NRA to control what weapons may be sold.

Freedomofspeech

(4,227 posts)

6. I haven't read the Bible cover to cover...

Reply to sarcasmo (Reply #4)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 12:35 AM

Feb 2018

Missed that!

ChoppinBroccoli

(3,784 posts)

7. I'll Go You One Better

Reply to Freedomofspeech (Original post)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 12:49 AM

Feb 2018

Guess where else guns aren't mentioned. The Constitution. This one's for all those strict constructionists over there on the Right.

Freedomofspeech

(4,227 posts)

8. Excellent!

Reply to ChoppinBroccoli (Reply #7)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 08:37 AM

Feb 2018

zanana1

(6,122 posts)

9. Have we forgotten the time Jesus rode into Jerusalem...

Reply to Freedomofspeech (Original post)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 08:43 AM

Feb 2018

carrying an AR15?

Freedomofspeech

(4,227 posts)

10. And shot up that Good Samaritan.

Reply to zanana1 (Reply #9)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 08:50 AM

Feb 2018

A HERETIC I AM

(24,371 posts)

11. Armaments, chapter 10, verses 3 through 22

Reply to Freedomofspeech (Original post)

Fri Feb 23, 2018, 08:56 AM

Feb 2018

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