Wayne LaPierre Accidentally Blows Hand Off During CPAC Speech (The Onion)

[Ilsa]

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Wayne LaPierre Accidentally Blows Hand Off During CPAC Speech https://trib.al/eLVVwvZ 

4:19 PM - Feb 22, 2018



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[lapfog_1]

1. I would love it if true

but I don't think that CPAC allows guns into the convention

Just kidding, I know this is the onion

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. He was aiming for his head.

[Ilsa]

3. Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

Snap! (went the bones).

[smirkymonkey]

9. Damn!

He missed. I would love nothing more than to see him become a casualty of the proverb "Live by the gun, die by the gun." Actually, I think it was "sword" originally, but gun works in this instance just fine.

[safeinOhio]

4. Wayne LaPierre needs to release all

of his draft records from 1969. He had a lottery number of 92 and didn't get drafted. It has been suggested that his 4F was due to a mental condition.

Until those records are released, we must guess these rumors are true and he should be prohibited from handling guns, let alone promoting gun ownership.

[Ilsa]

6. Wayne LaPierre was a 4F?

Wow. No gunz for him, Unless he wants to shoot his hsnds off.

[safeinOhio]

7. NRA is known for it's draft dodgers.

Ted Nugent among others.

[Ilsa]

8. TN was the most infamous. nt

[smirkymonkey]

10. It's funny how many of these "tough guys" are such cowards in real life.

I would like to see them come up against a real soldier.

[Stallion]

5. ..."Just a Flesh Wound"