We could do like 21 Jump Street and put really young looking cops randomly in schools.

[LexVegas]

I think this should be given serious consideration.

[Freelancer]

1. Better yet -- vampires! -nt

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. And zombies!

Vampires and zombies and Frankestein, oh my!

[Freelancer]

4. Whoa.... you just blew my mind! -nt

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. And weaponized flesh-eating bacteria . . .

You and I aren't the only ones thinking outside the box this morning!

Link to tweet

[Freelancer]

12. Fight bacteria with bacteria, grandpappy always said... (spit) -nt

[poboy2]

5. A moat with alligators! They're all over the place in Fl.

Southern states call all use those, and other regions/states will have to decide what regional animal of choice to use.

[Freelancer]

9. Instead of "Snakes on a Plane"... Snakes in a school -nt

[poboy2]

14. Excellent suggestion!

Snakes sound like they could work best in the southwest. (Cold slows them down)
Its important to let states decide and not have a 'one size fits all' solution.

[tavernier]

16. Old people... we are expendable!

Assign one to each kid as a body guard. We can also make sure they are staying out of trouble and give them a wicked glare when they use foul language. And we carry extra hankies.

[Freelancer]

18. Yes! Oldies with weaponized guilt

You never call. You never write. I'll be gone soon enough... which is your wish, evidently.

[matt819]

3. Nope

There are 100,000 public schools in the United States. Some of the schools have a few hundred students, some of them have several thousand. Putting undercover cops In randomly would do nothing. Even when uniformed police are at schools with our school shootings, they have been ineffective.

[jberryhill]

6. Because there is a supply of tens of thousands of them?

There are 40,000 active duty personnel in the United States Coast Guard.

You're talking about more than double the size of one of the military service branches.

[dewsgirl]

8. When I was in HS we had a undercover cop in school

With us for a few months. He was 25 and married, we were between 16-18. Long story short, in the end they got their drug bust, and ended up dealing with a pregnant 16yr old(she thought he was 18, certainly didn't know he was married) and an undercover agent that did drugs and had sex with underage girls for months.

[obamanut2012]

10. That actually is a really good idea

One of my exes did that years ago, and she cracked a big weed ring, but then got busted for bonking the golf coach.

[LexVegas]

11. It obviously has merit. nt

[obamanut2012]

13. I literally just emailed my FL state rep!

That's for the idea, man!

[tblue37]

15. US cops are all too often violent bully boys, and the young ones can be really aggressive.

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Often the cops in schools end up brutalizing the kids when they feel their "authoritah" is not being sufficiently respected.

I don't think it's a good idea to put even more cops in schools.

[obamanut2012]

19. That's why young women coips are better

They don't tend to use steroids.

[hunter]

17. A thousand times NO!

God, what next? STASI?

I have an idea: Let's get rid of the fucking guns.

Gun love is disgusting.