In another press release from Donald Trump's playpen, he announces his plan to
place a $2.7 billion space station in permanent orbit around the moon. He also floated a proposal to rename NASA as "WHAMMO" (We Have A Magnificent Moon Orbiter).
Explaining the name change, Trump detailed his plan, drawn up on a Big Mac box, to launch the space station with a "very very big, some people are calling it 'ginormous'" sling shot to be mounted stop one of the old rocket gantries which he said have been "just standing there, rusting" because " Obama was too weak to use them".
"We haven't worked out all the---whatchacallem, trajectories?---and stuff, but many people are saying this slingshot idea is 'brilliant' and, of course it is, because I thought of it.," Trump added.
In other news, the American Psychiatric Association announced it's dissolution due to the fact that mental illness is now considered "fake news" by most of the US population.
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