Borrowed from the Comments Section of Tom Toles' Strip on GoComics.com
It looked extremely rocky for the Trump White House that year
With Mueller breathing down their necks, the crooks all shook with fear
Their treason, money-laundering, their high crimes (and their low!)
They knew when Mueller got the goods, then off to jail they’d go
But then a ray of sunshine: they’d forgotten Pardon Pence!
(Whose honesty is none the best, whose brain is rather dense)
Though Jerry Ford played Pardoner, no-one had done it since
No need to serve a prison term, because of Pardon Pence!
He pardoned both the Donalds, also Flynn and Manafort
Jared, Ivanka, Sessions, and all others of that sort
Pence pardoned all that he could find, the traitors and the crooks
(Though, to be fair, Pence met the glare of many dirty looks)
But, sad to say, our story ends in ways to make us weep
For Pence, that mighty Pardoner, picked Ryan for his Veep.
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