"Task Force" and "Masturbation" are synonyms.

[Miles Archer]

I worked for Cisco Systems.

When I started out, I had to attend a PowerPoint presentation on an almost daily basis for things that were never going to happen.

Cisco uses a rating system developed by L. Ron Hubbard. The "Top 5 Percent" are praised and at the same time frightened with the fragile nature of being in the Top 5 percent. The bottom 5 percent, more often than not, are frightened with the very real possibility that they will be history before the end of the next review cycle. The middle 90% are encouraged to scale to the top 5% while being frightened of what will happen to them if they hit the bottom 5%.

So I see Jeff Sessions' "Task Force To Better Combat Global Cyber Threats" and I see a masturbating elf.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeff-sessions-cyber-task-force_us_5a8d5039e4b00a30a251081b

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. The only question is when will trump decimate our FBI and which

sycophant traitor will he put in place.

I worry about November, the KGB in cooperation with the GOP and on the ground agents from both entities are working on voting software and so on as we speak.

There is nothing that the FSB or KGB did NOT do in 2016 including controlling voting machines in key states, flipping votes, etc.

You see, the GOP has to sometimes pretend they obey the law or follow the rules even though most of the time they dont, the KGB or FSB do not bother with pretense; headed by ole Vlad Putin, Russia kills their enemies if necessary and they hack anything and everything they need to hack to get what they want.

[Solly Mack]

2. Worse. A masturbating elf who feels guilty mid-way and can't complete even that small act.