David Corn: Looking forward to reading Chapter 9: "How Jesus Would Pay Off a Porn Star."

[kpete]

@DavidCornDC
Book-signing at CPAC:
"David Brody and Scott Lamb: 'The Faith of Donald Trump: A Spiritual Biography'"
Looking forward to reading Chapter 9: "How Jesus Would Pay Off a Porn Star."

Link to tweet

[spanone]

1. K&R...

[DetlefK]

2. Silver-coins. Definitely silver-coins.

[kentuck]

3. Good one!

[Wounded Bear]

4. Now that's a...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. The book must be a very thin volume, like a comic book - in more ways than one.

And phony as a degree from Trump University. I don't know how it's possible to write about Trump's "faith" while keeping a straight face.

A few more chapters: "Doing Unto Others," "The Lord Helps Those Who Help Themselves To Women's P*ssies," and "Money Changers Are Very Fine People Too."

[lunatica]

6. You mean Money changers are fine people too dont you?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. I fixed it!

[czarjak]

7. But,but...

David says Donald told him he loves Jesus.

[longship]

9. Absolutely love David Corn!!!

R&

[amb123]

10. And Chapter 8

Grabbing Pu**y For The Lord

[mwooldri]

11. I thought Donald Trump's books end at Chapter 7?

The guy is IMO morally bankrupt after all...

[LonghornJack]

12. Good One!!!

Right on, mwoodri!

Love it!!!

[mwooldri]

24. I think we can think Hillary for that line...

I dunno if she chose chapter 7 or 11. But it's not original from me. Credit even though it is late is due.

[keithbvadu2]

13. One contractor who actually got paid by Donald.

[OhNo-Really]

19. Will Hope read it to the Don

[leftieNanner]

14. Ask Mike Pence

Omarossa says Pence talks to Jesus every day, and he believes that Jesus talks back.

[NewJeffCT]

15. The book is filled with pages like this one:

[Ilsa]

16. And a response:

Link to tweet

Art Gow

Does the book have multiple chapters 11?

I'll see myself out

10:43 AM - Feb 21, 2018

And this picture:

Link to tweet

[FakeNoose]

17. Seen on the same twitter thread (hilarious)

[OhNo-Really]

18. Chapter 6, paragraph 6, sentence 6 ie 666

Nukes for Jesus

[magicarpet]

20. Some people say...

.... "The Donald" shares his supply of sheep skin Trojans with Jesus Christ Almighty when then go out together for a night of grabbing pussy and boob squeezing.

Jesus usually drives while DJT is preoccupied in the back seat being fruitful and indiscriminately multiplying. Splashing his DNA reproductive juices on the limousine ceiling, window glass, back seat upholstery, and floor.

Jesus has a hard time keeping his eyes on the road while his buddy, "The Donald", is fraternizing and moaning in a state of Holy Matrimony with the porn stars and prostitutes, during their boys night out.

[TlalocW]

21. Chapter 5

"Healing the Lame/Mocking the Handicapped: Not Really All That Different."

TlalocW

[flying_wahini]

22. I had to guffaw when I read this thinking how many evangelicals are feeling "snookered".

[TheBlackAdder]

23. Don't forget the little boy by the water's edge.

[Blue_true]

25. Leviticus, Chapter 9, Verse 3.

The Virgin PornStar: As denial wanes, pay off through unseen hands in unmarked manna. Cleanse oneself and try to avoid playboy models.

[Cha]

26. Oh FFS.. that title just SCREAMS

FUCKING GASLIGHTING! I'm so glad there's a term for that.

Mahalo David Corn.. yes we all are. the authors should be fucking ashamed of such obvious BULLSHIT