Another Alleged Trump Sexual Abuse Victim Announces Bid For GOP House Seat

[MrScorpio]

Buggy-Bumpers, who claims Trump once tried to grab her in the pouch without
her consent, says she's still fighting for her voice to be heard.

The groundswell of women President Trump has inspired to run for office this year now includes one determined marsupial who has accused him of sexual misconduct and attempted bestiality.

Misty Buggy-Bumpers who during the 2016 presidential election claimed Trump tried to grab her in the pouch without her consent, is running for the seat currently held by incumbent Republican Congressman, Darth Goodlatte of Virginia's Sith Congressional District. As the only possum running for Congress, she adds her name to the record number of human women candidates in 2018, the next step of the feminist wave that began with the Women’s March last year. A Democrat and first-time candidate, Buggy-Bumpers says she was stirred to run because, despite the #MeToo movement felling powerful men in a broad range of industries, the president has escaped the consequences of his alleged sexual abuse and attempted bestiality.

“I think my voice should have been heard then, and I'll still fight for it to be heard now,” Buggy-Bumpers, 35 (in possum years), says. “Americans are really upset with politics as usual, and I want to be a voice for them, even if my voice only consists of a series of squeaks and squeals.”

“AMERICANS ARE REALLY UPSET WITH POLITICS AS USUAL, AND I WILL NOT PLAY DEAD.”

In September 2016, Buggy-Bumpers alleged that she had been yet another victim of Trump’s unwanted touching. She said that in 2014, as a 2-year-old feature attraction of a traveling petting zoo which visited Trump Tower, she was introduced to the man whose name was on the side of the building. He kissed her furry cheeks and then moved to her mouth, his stubby fingers reaching for her pouch. “I was so upset that he thought I was so insignificant that he could do that," she told the Petting Zoo Times, "He was like a sick, rabid animal."

(Trump, unsurprisingly, has denied all allegations of sexual misconduct.)

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[MineralMan]

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