Creative Writing dept delays WH presser..

[HipChick]

Delayed an hour,so they can get their story straight for today...

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

1. Dennis hopper from the movie alien

"Same ole shit man"

[lapfog_1]

3. maybe, just maybe it's game over man

[yallerdawg]

7. Harry Dean Stanton?

Although I am sure Dennis Hopper said this - just not in "Alien."

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

9. Your right not the first time I mixed them up

??

[TEB]

2. They probably

Have to get a new box of crayons to continue writing the press brief,we had to get a new box of 64. My little buddy Nate he is three and half and our Newfie just loves to eat crayons. I wonder if the White House has to deal with agent orange eating the crayolas.

[democrank]

4. Presser writers are scrambling to turn Trump's tabloid trash into

something that resembles a treasured national classic. Ain't gonna happen.

[J_William_Ryan]

5. Actually,

it's the Lies, Misinformation, and Red Herring Department of the WH.

[nolabear]

6. Wouldn't you love a behind-the-scenes right now?

They are NEVER on time and I envision someone chasing that orange blowhole around and tackling him while they try to get stories and talking points straight and Ms Huckleberry’s hair and makeup work on her signature “Scarlett O’Hara as Done by Picasso” look.

[yallerdawg]

8. Why do they even pretend?

It's all lies and BS anyway.

We are in a new world when coordinating the "lie du jour" requires even more planning.

[lindysalsagal]

10. Frump's lawyer arguing w/jared's lawyer, and wh legal, and kelly, and kelly's lawyer, and Sarah, try

Ing to keep up...

[PA Democrat]

11. Maybe Sarah is scrambling to get her security clearance.

She makes me feel ill with all of her blatant lies. Is it too much to hope that she is feeling a fraction of the anxiety and stress that she and her boss inflict on all of us?????

[RandomAccess]

12. That is perfect, just perfect

The last time I saw her I think she was also late -- and I had this very strong sense of her and others working, working, working trying to figure out the best lies.

Creative writing dept depicts that sense I had just perfectly.

[demmiblue]

13. Huckleberry is so very vile.