White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers

[kpete]

WASHINGTON—In an effort to make the frequent festivities for departing staffers more efficient, White House officials announced Tuesday that the administration is now just holding one continuous going-away party. “Instead of throwing a send-off celebration for Rob Porter and Rick Dearborn only to turn around and do it again a week later, we will now simply hold around-the-clock gatherings with light refreshments and cupcakes to honor whoever left the administration most recently,” said Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, adding that employees may now join their coworkers at any time of day in the permanently decorated White House kitchen where a never-ending stream of staffers will announce that this is their last day, perpetually deliver farewell speeches, and constantly pass around and sign goodbye cards for continuously departing coworkers. “In order to avoid another situation like when we had three separate get-togethers in one week for Sean Spicer, Michael Short, and Reince Priebus, aides may now enjoy a cup of soda, don a party hat, reminisce over fond memories together, and say their farewells whenever it is convenient for them.” Huckabee-Sanders added that she looks forward to seeing everyone in the kitchen, where she expects to be honored shortly.


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[Marie Marie]

1. Love that pic!

[badhair77]

2. Very funny. Love the hats. That crew looks really festive - real party animals.

[FSogol]

3. K&R n/t

[Skittles]

4. have they even been there long enough to be party-worthy?

[Gothmog]

5. I love the Onion

[Binkie The Clown]

6. They need a conveyor belt out the back door to keep the traffic moving smoothly. nt

[dchill]

7. Priceless!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. The Costco in Pentagon City is going to have to extend its hours, so that White House staffers

can come in at 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning to pick up the sheet cakes that they ordered and to get a few pallets of three-liter bottles of store brand cola and root beer.

[kairos12]

9. Don't even need clowns. They got that covered.

[Javaman]

10. this has been posted over all the doors in the white house...

[ornotna]

11. Who knew

that dunce caps came in so many colors.

[Gabi Hayes]

12. I heard theyre giving them each an E-fistful of bitcoins as a go-away present!

Along with a “permanent” tax cut!

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