Ewwww! There is sperm everywhere!

[askyagerz]

You can't make this shit up. Hannity has gone full info wars. Too funny-

"The article then zooms in on a portion of the Obama portrait that it believes depicts a sperm swimming on the former president’s head, just around the area of his left temple.

The Hannity article said that the purported sperm in the Obama painting was part of a “shocking” and “widening scandal” about the portrait.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/sean-hannity-comes-completely-unglued-alleged-secret-sperm-hidden-obamas-portrait/

[MineralMan]

1. Looks like a superficial forehead vein to me.

But what do I know? I have one of those, too, on my forehead.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Yes, but does it look like a sperm?

[MineralMan]

6. Not to me. Looks like a prominent frontal vein.

Lots of people have visible veins in that area.

Fox News is Nuts!

[flotsam]

31. Not to me

but I'm certain Sean has swallowed more than I have...not that there's anything wrong with that...

[underpants]

2. SHOCKING! WIDENING SCANDAL!

Hannity is such an ass

[forgotmylogin]

22. Thank goodness Obama didn't pose in THE TAN SUIT.

While holding a jar of elitist mustard.
And a copy of his birth certificate.

insHannity needs to calm down. Who knows how much actual seminal residue there is in Hannity's hairline at any given time?

[yellowcanine]

33. Bigger than Watergate!

(Which Hannity probably doesn't think was a scandal at all)

[underpants]

34. Rumor has it Hannity's getting a co-host

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Maybe Hannity should reflect on the announcement made at Woodstock:

"To get back to the warning that I've received, you might take it with however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It's suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip, so be my guest."

Stay away from the brown acid, Sean.

[askyagerz]

8. I think he's graduated to bath salts

Kinda like Brown acid but with more demons lol

[Codeine]

4. . . .

[Cracklin Charlie]

7. They just caint quit Obama.

[MrScorpio]

9. This is the kind of sick shit that right thing perverts promote

Pretty much grifting the rube with lies.

[edbermac]

10. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great...

[askyagerz]

14. This is why I have 8 siblings

And 50 cousins. Silly drunken Catholics

[Louis1895]

11. The link to the article is dead...

...but you can use the search function and see that it used to be on the site.

[askyagerz]

12. Should work now

Missed a letter when I copied it

[Louis1895]

37. I meant the link on the Hannity site doesn't work

It wasn't your fault nor it was not a bad Rawstory link. Hannity took it down but, at least for now, the Hannity web site search engine proves it used to be on their site.

[titaniumsalute]

13. Huh..Hannity sure knows a lot about sperm on the forehead...experience maybe??

[askyagerz]

18. He is just jealous

No matter how many tiny sperms he rubs over his face it will never be as awesome as that one giant glorious sperm that graces Obama's forehead. Such a great sperm for such a unremarkable man. Ughhhh its just not fair!

[Alwaysna]

19. Could it be that he's a

Dick?

[struggle4progress]

15. they're coming!

[Va Lefty]

16. Reminds me of the scene in The Ref where police are examining Leary's ski mask

[Lt. Huff smells a mask]
Lt. Huff: It’s urine.
Lt. Steve Milford: Oh thank God. Phil thought it might be semen.
Lt. Huff: Phil needs to talk to a therapist.

[jalan48]

17. It's too disgusting to be funny. They just couldn't let the Obama's enjoy their day

[askyagerz]

21. The only reason Trump is president

Is to hurt Obama's legacy. They couldn't let him enjoy his 8 years so theyre definitely not going to let him enjoy one day now that they are in power. They have drank too much of their own koolaid and won't be happy until Obama is in prison. It doesn't even matter if they have to make something up because in their hearts they just know he is guilty of something

[JDC]

20. And his fingers look like Penises!!!! Penii, Penii, Penii!!!!

WTF is wrong with this guy

[askyagerz]

24. Omg you're right!

Not just penises but BLACK penises! I knew BLM was taking over!

[Initech]

26. They are obsessed with sex aren't they?

[Initech]

23. "And we'll just add a little sperm in the bottom right corner..."

"Nobody tell anyone, that will be our little secret!"

[LanternWaste]

25. If he only said "the painting... they're not really my thing.

If he only said "the portraits... they're not really my thing. The artists shouldn't try to prove a point. I'm not an elitist, I just like what I like..." he would have been so damned popular with the Hip & Trendy set who dismiss anything they can't understand in thirty seconds.

But he had to remove the dog whistle and go full-bore idiot.

[Lint Head]

27. A Tsunami of Testosterone!

[magicarpet]

28. Hannity knows he crossed the line into obstruction of justice...

.... and has opened himself to prosecution.

So now on order to cover his tracks he will come up with whack-a-doodle off the wall nonsense - so his thought process looks less premeditated and contrived with the specific intent to derail justice. If he paints himself to be a cuckoo crazy boy - and an off the rails nut case - that might be his ticket to keep his ass out of court with an obstruction charge.

He can paint himself as a deranged entertainer who is masquerading as a journalist - he deserves sympathy and not being prosecuted.

He is just dumb, stupid, and harmless and says the craziest things. Hannity is cunning like a fox, he is committing obstruction and he knows it - his interest is to plant the seeds of confusion and doubt so tr-dump can get off the hook even though he is guilty as shit of treasonous conduct.

Hannity is a Fascist. Tr-dump is a Fascist.
Welcome to the Fascist brotherhood.

[tavernier]

29. I used to drink like that.

[ProudLib72]

30. Should have got Bob Ross to do the portrait

[GentryDixon]

32. My Doc took stitches out today behind my ear & down my neck.

This is what my hair feels like behind the ear after he put glue on the incision.

[underpants]

35. LOL

[Hekate]

36. There's a vein throbbing, throbbing, throbbing on Hannity's forehead as we speak

MAKE IT STOP!