"this isn't what it looks like" Pastor caught with naked bound man. In a car on a public street.

[dixiegrrrrl]

A pastor in western Pennsylvania is speaking out after being accused of open lewdness and indecent exposure after being caught by police with a bound naked man in a car parked on a public street.

First he told the cops:

Gregory allegedly said the two "were just playing" and he and the other man "meet up from time to time to play with each other." The other man confirmed that what they were doing was consensual,

then he claimed....“I was counseling a young man with a drug problem.”
“It did turn strange, but it wasn’t my doing, OK? And I was adamant that I’m not participating in that way. And so that’s when the police pulled up, and they assume things, but I’m standing by my story. It’s not true.”

But
"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.

Gregory points out he had his clothes on during the alleged incident, so "there's no reason for me to be charged with open lewdness."

Did not see any explanation for the other guy to be bound.

http://www.pennlive.com/daily-buzz/2018/02/pa_pastor_caught_by_cops_in_wi.html

[Pachamama]

1. This is going to be an interesting explanation...

[Aristus]

2. If I had been the cop involved, I would have replied:

"Well, why don't you tell me what you think it looks like, and we'll go from there."

[dixiegrrrrl]

22. Excellent approach.

Gotta give the guy credit for bluster, tho. Most people realize how stupid they sound and stop halfway thru.

[CTyankee]

3. Just playing together, officer...

I am speechless...

[Caliman73]

4. Did you catch the double negative?

"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.


I will deny that I did nothing. So then you did something?

Nothing wrong with two consenting adults of opposite or same sex engaging in sexual activities. Presumably they should do so in the privacy of their homes, or some other location and not in public, but I understand that there are some people that are into that too.

It is the hypocrisy that continues to irritate. This guy probably stands up on the pulpit and moralizes and scolds people for being "bad Christians" then he's out there doing this and lying about it when caught.

[ProfessorGAC]

6. You Beat Me To It

I saw that too. He's denying that he did nothing. What a maroon.

[yellowcanine]

5. Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes?

[yellowcanine]

7. So the other guy tied himself up as well? Is that your story, PASTOR Gregory?

Better get yourself a mighty good lawyer, mr pastor man.

[RandomAccess]

8. Is this a Monty Python sketch??

[Codeine]

14. Officer at the scene;

[Iggo]

20. It's a man's life in the British Dental Association. (n/t)

[niyad]

9. but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.

"I will deny that I did nothing". wow, idiot, you just confessed.

and do you really expect anyone with arcing brain cells to believe your nonsense?

[TheDebbieDee]

10. This is from The Onion, RIGHT?

[MineralMan]

11. Hilarious.

Counseling. Yeah...that's the ticket...

[Blue_true]

12. What is new?

Many virulent anti gay pastors have turned out to be closet LGBTQ. Don't know why they make a choice to hate what they are, but all do.

[TwistOneUp]

16. Because

Because the Queer they hate is not the one on the *outside*...

[Blue_true]

25. Self loathing for no reason.

If God wanted them to hate LGBTQ people, no LGBTQ people would ever be born. They don't seem to understand that.

[sunonmars]

13. I am not gay, i just sleep with men......heard that one a million times too......

[TwistOneUp]

15. Just because...

Just because you're caught blowing your boyfriend doesn't mean you're gay.

But if you get off while doing it, well hell, that's a different matter...

<snort>

[keithbvadu2]

17. Evangelical Pastor and teacher

Evangelical Pastor and teacher

https://brucegerencser.net/tag/pastor-george-gregory/

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"There is no doubt that George believes and lives what he preaches."

http://www.waterfrontchristiancommunity.org/Leadership%20team.htm

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Better look quickly. I have a feeling that these pages may change suddenly.

[keithbvadu2]

18. Didn't a judge recently go to prison for counseling young women with drug problems?

[yellowcanine]

19. he and the other man "meet up from time to time to play with each other."

That explanation seriously needs some elaboration. I mean, are we talking strip poker here?

[Codeine]

21. When we play Christian Automobile BDSM,

everyone wins.

[dixiegrrrrl]

23. You made me snort!

Just the name it needs.

[Volaris]

27. Now you've done it, dammit.

I invoke Rule 34, and you left me no choice.

[TeeYiYi]

24. Well, obviously...

...it was because, drugs! It was clearly a drug intervention....(duh!); to be followed up with 'wide stance' rebirthing therapy, if the cops hadn't showed up and ruined everything!!!

re: Did not see any explanation for the other guy to be bound.

TYY

[Blue_true]

26. The other guy being bound?

Haven't you heard of emaculate bounding, it is a thing among gay evangelical preachers who are denying their birth status.

[TeeYiYi]

28. I've heard of...

...ejaculate painting.

TYY

[guillaumeb]

29. If it was not what it looks like, what is it then?

Funny, and recommended.

[Ken Burch]

30. "It did turn strange, but it wasn't my doing, OK?" SO needs to be put in a song lyric

n/t.

[Ken Burch]

31. "Did not see any explanation for the other guy to be bound"?...well of course not.

The other guy was sort of tied up at the time.

[lpbk2713]

32. "I was exorcising the demons out of his peepee."

"Would I lie to ya?"

[Blue Owl]

33. Greco-Roman Counseling

n/t

[sarcasmo]

34. Maybe he used a "wide stance" before entering the car?