Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

General Discussion

Comatose Sphagetti

(836 posts) Sat Feb 10, 2018, 03:36 PM Feb 2018

32

A man gets a knock at the door...

He opens the door. It's a snail.
The snails say's, "Would you like to buy some magazines?"
The man say's, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO BUY MAGAZINES!" And he kicks the snail out into the yard.
A couple of years go by...
The man gets a knock at his door. He opens the door...
The snail say's, "What the fuck was that all about?"

9 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

A man gets a knock at the door... (Original Post) Comatose Sphagetti Feb 2018 OP

LOL.... Grassy Knoll Feb 2018 #1

What did the snail say when he was riding on the turtle? A HERETIC I AM Feb 2018 #2

Too Funny! mithnanthy Feb 2018 #9

Good one. Marie Marie Feb 2018 #3

LOL, I really thought the hook was going to be something that connected..... Brother Buzz Feb 2018 #4

The snail joke is one of my faves underpants Feb 2018 #5

Good one! n/t Different Drummer Feb 2018 #6

LOL MustLoveBeagles Feb 2018 #7

Just silly. sinkingfeeling Feb 2018 #8

Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts)

1. LOL....

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 03:37 PM

Feb 2018

A HERETIC I AM

(24,380 posts)

2. What did the snail say when he was riding on the turtle?

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 03:47 PM

Feb 2018

“WHEEEEEEEE!”

mithnanthy

(1,725 posts)

9. Too Funny!

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 06:43 PM

Feb 2018

I love your sense of humor! Of course, you lived in Ft. Myers Fl. which requires that attribute!

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

3. Good one.

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 03:48 PM

Feb 2018

Brother Buzz

(36,478 posts)

4. LOL, I really thought the hook was going to be something that connected.....

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 03:48 PM

Feb 2018

snail mail and snail trail.

underpants

(182,925 posts)

5. The snail joke is one of my faves

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 03:48 PM

Feb 2018

I'd never heard that version though.

Different Drummer

(7,651 posts)

6. Good one! n/t

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 03:49 PM

Feb 2018

MustLoveBeagles

(11,641 posts)

7. LOL

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 04:20 PM

Feb 2018

sinkingfeeling

(51,478 posts)

8. Just silly.

Reply to Comatose Sphagetti (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 05:46 PM

Feb 2018

Reply to this discussion

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»A man gets a knock at the...