Trump And The Group W Bench....

[Laxman]

you know the "Group W" bench from Alice's Restaurant. The place where they send all the mother rapers and father stabbers who aren't fit to serve in the military to sit. It seems that Trump finds the denizens of Group W to be the perfect employees for his administration. Wife beaters, liars, cheaters, you name it, he's got it. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, is our president. And they're running our country. While it made for a couple of verses in a great song, it's extremely bad for the functioning of the government.

So if the government operated on auto pilot we could be entertained. It's just like a reality show-only it's real. Office romance, rivalries, secrets, intrigue, calumny, malicious dastardly characters with plot twists and turns. You never know what tomorrow brings except it's likely to be bad. We've all been enlisted to take part in a bad TLC series. But it's not. It's extraordinarily dangerous.

We live in a world with real problems. With real dangers. And the misfits from the Group W bench are in charge. What could possibly go wrong?

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

1. They do have a lot of damn gall to ask everyone else if they're moral enough!

Immorality is most definitely a preferred quality for White House employment.