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I have never witnessed such a balding pattern in men. (Original Post) boston bean Feb 2018 OP
Scalp reduction surgery Gothmog Feb 2018 #1
Funny, it looks like he's got PLENTY of scalp, to me! pnwmom Feb 2018 #9
I suspect he had hair removed from the back and transplanted to th top front and the sides. nt tblue37 Feb 2018 #10
It didn't work. He still has a big head. Generic Brad Feb 2018 #14
I think he had some kind of plastic surgery on his scalp madaboutharry Feb 2018 #2
The Surgeon probably knew Trump would stiff him so he said fuck it and sewed scrotum skin/hair... Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2018 #20
This message was self-deleted by its author ResIpsa Feb 2018 #3
He slept with a mole rat yankeepants Feb 2018 #4
LOoked a little like mainge. BannonsLiver Feb 2018 #5
Yeah shenmue Feb 2018 #8
This message was self-deleted by its author ResIpsa Feb 2018 #24
It makes me smile that every morning he looks in the mirror and hates himself JDC Feb 2018 #6
Can you imagine what he looks like when he wakes up in the morning? smirkymonkey Feb 2018 #13
The worst is the back of his head - which he probably doesn't worry about as much... Rollo Feb 2018 #22
I think he has the Phage ornotna Feb 2018 #7
Go to the barbershop and order "Hairdo #45" ProudLib72 Feb 2018 #11
He had painful scalp reduction surgery, which unnaturally altered his balding pattern. SunSeeker Feb 2018 #12
He blamed Ivana, because it was her plastic surgeon that performed the procedure. Tatiana Feb 2018 #16
That's how Shitler rolls. nt SunSeeker Feb 2018 #19
His brains fell out the back? left-of-center2012 Feb 2018 #15
Alopecia areata. PoindexterOglethorpe Feb 2018 #17
He had much better hair in his previous life Elwood P Dowd Feb 2018 #18
Aside from he, Melania, and his dtrs - who knows. I am just enjoying salin Feb 2018 #21
Thanks to all who have contributed to this thread... GReedDiamond Feb 2018 #23

Hassin Bin Sober

(26,347 posts)
20. The Surgeon probably knew Trump would stiff him so he said fuck it and sewed scrotum skin/hair...
Thu Feb 8, 2018, 01:15 AM
Feb 2018

.... Trump's head.

Response to boston bean (Original post)

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JDC

(10,135 posts)
6. It makes me smile that every morning he looks in the mirror and hates himself
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 09:27 PM
Feb 2018

And goes to such lengths to try to cover up his true self....literally. Whatever he did to that mop went so, so wrong, he knows it, and it eats him alive.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
13. Can you imagine what he looks like when he wakes up in the morning?
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 09:53 PM
Feb 2018

Or even worse, what he looks like when he gets out of the shower? A hideous thought, I know.

Rollo

(2,559 posts)
22. The worst is the back of his head - which he probably doesn't worry about as much...
Thu Feb 8, 2018, 01:47 AM
Feb 2018

...because he can't see it in a single mirror....

I had wondered why he has that long mullet... but the video of it being completely blown away, exposing a very bald back of head, explains why he grows his hair so long and then carefully swirls it around to cover up his eternal shame.

He should probably ditch his hair spray and use JB Weld to hold it all in place.

SunSeeker

(51,745 posts)
12. He had painful scalp reduction surgery, which unnaturally altered his balding pattern.
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 09:44 PM
Feb 2018

Last edited Thu Feb 8, 2018, 04:00 AM - Edit history (1)

The pain resulted in him flying into such a rage after surgery that he took it out on his then-wife Ivana, raping her and ripping out her hair to make her have the same pain he was in. She recounted the episode in a deposition during their divorce. All the gory details here:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-hair-mystery-solved-he-had-scalp-reduction_us_58966965e4b061551b3dff8a

Tatiana

(14,167 posts)
16. He blamed Ivana, because it was her plastic surgeon that performed the procedure.
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 10:48 PM
Feb 2018

He is such a vicious, disgusting, inhumane POS.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,914 posts)
17. Alopecia areata.
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 10:53 PM
Feb 2018

It's an auto immune disease that causes hair loss. Any possible pattern of hair loss and regrowth you can possibly think of has occurred with alopecia areata.

The most common form is areata. A quarter sized patch of hair is lost. Most of the time the hair regrows spontaneously. There may be additional occurrences, but there isn't significant hair loss. Next is alopecia areata totalis. The total head hair is lost. Other hair isn't affected, and men who are completely bald can still grow a beard. The most extreme form is universalis. All hair is lost.

But, as I indicated, there's a huge variety of ways in which hair can be lost. When I saw the video where the left side of the back of his head was totally bald, all I could think of was "Alopecia areata!"

I know about this because both of my sons have the most extreme form, universalis, and I've attended many wonderful conferences sponsored by the National Alopecia Areata Foundation.

The only hesitation I have in my diagnosis, is that it's not clear that he's had a varying amount of hair loss and regrowth which is common in this disease. But if he's hung on to enough hair to be able to grow that remaining bit long and torture it into place, then it all makes sense.

salin

(48,955 posts)
21. Aside from he, Melania, and his dtrs - who knows. I am just enjoying
Thu Feb 8, 2018, 01:27 AM
Feb 2018

knowing that he has to confront, for himself, that we (whole globe) know that his balding pattern exists and is abnormal (alopecia, or due to an earlier vanity plastic surgery or for whatever reason.) Completely shatters his self view that we all think physically he is different than the image he tries to project. Duh.

Such a perfect analogy for his presidency. The emperor has no clothes. Or in this case - he has limited hair. Not really an issue, except that his vanity has made it one. As a analogy for him as a "really smart/rich person" who would "MAGA!" What a farce.

GReedDiamond

(5,318 posts)
23. Thanks to all who have contributed to this thread...
Thu Feb 8, 2018, 01:54 AM
Feb 2018

...about Twitler's head threads.

I have not laughed this much in over a year!

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