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4now

(1,596 posts)
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 05:46 PM Feb 2018

Feminist Icon Mother Nature Reveals the Truth About Trump's Hair With a Gust of Wind

President Donald Trump is the sort of guy who sweats the small stuff. Whether it is complaining about unflattering photos or calling people names for wronging him or bragging about his "bigger & more powerful" button, the 6'3", 71-year-old leader of our country is an extremely sensitive little man and has always lived one oddly embittered life. And thanks to one recent revelation regarding Trump's "furry circle" of hair, we might be bearing a monumental meltdown in the near future — because the public finally got a glimpse of what lies beneath.

When Trump boarded Air Force One on Feb. 1, it was a particularly windy day. As he marched up the red staircase, something spectacular happened by way of Mother Nature's #resist-ing: his hair was literally blown over by a gust of wind, revealing the landscape underneath his "contained island" of gauzy blond.

It was all caught on video, too.



https://www.popsugar.com/news/Trump-Hair-Real-44561537

Well that was very gross.
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Feminist Icon Mother Nature Reveals the Truth About Trump's Hair With a Gust of Wind (Original Post) 4now Feb 2018 OP
What kind of male pattern baldness is that? Side hair but no hair in the back? pnwmom Feb 2018 #1
It's almost like he has 'Wandering Alopecia' Siwsan Feb 2018 #2
He probably puts the rest on with super glue. shraby Feb 2018 #3
Probably the result a of his scalp surgery BannonsLiver Feb 2018 #9
Mother Nature! elleng Feb 2018 #4
At the last when he turned around to wave, Grammy23 Feb 2018 #5
Nasty Woman! superpatriotman Feb 2018 #6
Juanita Jean is amused Gothmog Feb 2018 #7
"Warning: you cannot unseen this"! Cha Feb 2018 #8
Juanita Jean did try to warn people Gothmog Feb 2018 #10
She did! In her own Cha Feb 2018 #11

pnwmom

(108,994 posts)
1. What kind of male pattern baldness is that? Side hair but no hair in the back?
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 05:52 PM
Feb 2018

Did they take all the hair in the back and put it on top?

BannonsLiver

(16,448 posts)
9. Probably the result a of his scalp surgery
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 08:20 PM
Feb 2018

The one that got botched and he beat his first wife over because she recommended the dr who did it. Fucking grotesque is what it is.

Grammy23

(5,813 posts)
5. At the last when he turned around to wave,
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 06:51 PM
Feb 2018

the whole cornsilky mess appeared to lift and be moments away from flying off onto the tarmac. I wonder if he had his hair fixing products aboard the helicopter so he could repair the damage? It was a hot mess for sure.

Cha

(297,654 posts)
8. "Warning: you cannot unseen this"!
Wed Feb 7, 2018, 08:19 PM
Feb 2018



Trump is a man obsessed with image in ways that go beyond the normal human concern with looking presentable. Image is Trump’s moral code. He dismisses his political rivals for being short. He sees his succession of wives as visual testament to his own status. He selects his Cabinet on the basis of their looking the part. He conscripts the military as a prop to bathe himself in an aura of presidential grandeur.

And no, we do not do Trump’s hair at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. Nor would we. We have standards.

trump the bald headed liar
Gracias, Goth.. Juanita Jean
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