Trump Will Need a Fake Military Uniform for His Parade

[MineralMan]

Medals and Ribbons, Too. I suggest he do a search on Google Shopping for Fake Military Medals Ribbons to get the decorations he needs. He'll find all sorts of great stuff for his fake uniform. He'll want his tailor to custom design the uniform, complete with epaulets, to fit his unique body type, of course, but the ribbons and medals are available at low cost from many Internet vendors. Here are some examples of things he can chose from:




The ones below are real Soviet medals - Putin won't mind.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. When he does his Mussolini pose, will republicans have had enough then?

[TeamPooka]

2. His buddy David Clarke will hook him up with fake uniform stuff.

[tanyev]

3. Custom tailors.

[brewens]

4. I present to you, El Douche'

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[MineralMan]

5. Very nice. Looks like a high school band director.

Lovely!

[WyattKansas]

10. PERFECT for him!!!!!!

It would not surprise me if he actually gushed with glee (instead of gas) and wore it to his spectacle. He needs a much bigger hat like the generals in Moscow wear. This is how far down the rabbit hole the country has gotten this year. Banana Republic of America!

[lunasun]

6. He will need a hat. He cant wear his red baseball cap that has been hiding his hair from the wind

He needs some military head gear to hide his half bald, half combover, mess from the elements in an outdoor parade
along with some medals of course

[cloudbase]

7. Well, Idi Amin isn't using his.

The size might just be right as well.

[kairos12]

8. I vote for the doorman uniform of the guy who confronted Dorothy at the Gates of Oz.

[EffieBlack]

9. Maybe he can have his tailor let out his little cadet outfit.

[MineralMan]

11. Let it out? They'll have to sew in a whole other uniform!