Man arrested while high on acid and covered in cooking oil

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Man arrested while high on acid and covered in cooking oil

A North Apollo (PA) man is heading to court on charges he attacked his family while tripping on LSD before wrestling with police while naked and covered in cooking oil.
Lonnie James Beatty, 19, of Clark Avenue is charged with misdemeanor counts of resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

Police say the charges come after Beatty took the hallucinogen LSD, sometimes called acid, on Jan. 16 and lost control of himself before assaulting two women and their three kids.
Court documents say Beatty “destroyed the house” before attacking the victims.

According to police, the family dog bit Beatty in an attempt to protect the victims.
Police say the victims hid in a bathroom before climbing out a window and hiding from Beatty in a parked car.

According to court documents, when police arrived at the home Beatty “came smashing out the front door naked only wearing one sock.”
Police said Beatty was covered “in what appeared to be his own blood,” but that later turned out to be cooking oil.

Court documents say Beatty refused orders from police to lay on the ground and was shot with a stun gun.
Beatty fell following the shock, but officers say icy conditions and the fact that Beatty began rolling around in the snow, removing the stun gun leads, prevented them from apprehending him then.

Police say Beatty tried to get back in the home and was again shot with a stun gun, but that didn't seem to affect him.
And because of the icy conditions and Beatty being slathered in cooking oil, “attempts to gain control were difficult.”

Beatty is free on bond ahead of an as-yet-unscheduled formal arraignment in Armstrong County Court in Kittanning (PA).

“Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away”

[PJMcK]

1. Well, that's weird

That's never happened to me.

(wink)

[rzemanfl]

2. Mazola parties require willing participants. n/t

[marble falls]

4. Greased lightening. Or Sunshine.

[SonofDonald]

7. A movie called "Bronson" about Britains

Most continuously incarcerated felon, he would sneak oil or grease into his cell, slather up nekid and do something to bring in the guards.

He wanted to fight big time and they couldn't get hold of him, I think this spaceman must have watched the movie.

Good movie though, ably portrayed by the actor who played "Bain" in the last Batman movie and also "Mad Max" should have picked up an Oscar for it, absolutely ferocious portrayal.

[marble falls]

3. Like Tim Leary always said: set and setting.

[underpants]

5. Dead shows just aren't the same anymore

RIP Jerry

[JDC]

6. A slang term for Acid is Fry. This makes sense in that context