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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-considering-firing-dow-jones-industrial-average/ampWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)After watching it suffer its worst losses since he became President, Donald Trump is seriously considering firing the Dow Jones industrial Average, aides have confirmed.
According to the aides, Trump is furious at the D.J.I.A. for going down so precipitously and believes that it has treated him very unfairly.
En route to an appearance in Ohio, Trump stopped short of saying that he would ask for the stock market indexs resignation, but his contempt for the Dow was palpable.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is a disgrace, and it should be very, very ashamed of itself, he said.
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Trump Considering Firing Dow Jones Industrial Average (Original Post)
G_j
Feb 2018
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Proud Liberal Dem
(24,416 posts)1. I'm glad to see Borowitz is still around
I hadn't seen him write anything for awhile for some reason.
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)2. Lol. Too slow, Rump, but do it now anyway.
This is good for the midterms, even if it returns to previous levels before long.
Republicans don't do uncertainty and fear well, something Rump knows all too well.
Otoh, with all my worries about the future under them, I don't mind a scary correction, with thousands of paper retirement dollars vanishing in a morning, in the least. Not if it scares and disillusions Republican voters more.
Republicans don't do uncertainty and fear well, something Rump knows all too well.
Otoh, with all my worries about the future under them, I don't mind a scary correction, with thousands of paper retirement dollars vanishing in a morning, in the least. Not if it scares and disillusions Republican voters more.
Throck
(2,520 posts)3. After reading that I'll never let Dow Jones date my sister.
Don't care how rich he is either.
G_j
(40,367 posts)4. Little Dow Jones
What a loser!
alterfurz
(2,474 posts)5. Thanks, Doug Jones...NOT!
...Roy Moore would never have let this happen! -- @realDonaldTrump