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More Great Moments in WTF??? (Original Post)
Soph0571
Feb 2018
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,761 posts)1. Trump is a post turtle.
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Here's the back story of the post turtle:
Here's the back story of the post turtle:
An old farmer was getting his hand stitched up after an accident at his cattle farm.
He and the doctor start into conversation, which leads into politics.
The old farmer explained, "Well, as I see it, Trump is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked what a post turtle was. The old farmer explained as best he could, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle on top, that's a post turtle.
The doctor remained puzzled. The farmer continued further.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him there to begin with."
He and the doctor start into conversation, which leads into politics.
The old farmer explained, "Well, as I see it, Trump is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked what a post turtle was. The old farmer explained as best he could, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle on top, that's a post turtle.
The doctor remained puzzled. The farmer continued further.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him there to begin with."
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)4. Thats a good one
dchill
(38,509 posts)6. +1,000,000!
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)7. Ya made me smile!
Thank You!
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)2. There are no answers for right lower corner. None.
Iahotdog
(119 posts)3. LMFAO!!!!!!
Laughed until I cried....
Initech
(100,087 posts)5. That is a winner!!!
kimbutgar
(21,168 posts)8. Thank you, needed a laugh.