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The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,761 posts)
1. Trump is a post turtle.
Sun Feb 4, 2018, 08:11 PM
Feb 2018
?w=252

Here's the back story of the post turtle:

An old farmer was getting his hand stitched up after an accident at his cattle farm.

He and the doctor start into conversation, which leads into politics.

The old farmer explained, "Well, as I see it, Trump is a post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked what a post turtle was. The old farmer explained as best he could, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle on top, that's a post turtle.

The doctor remained puzzled. The farmer continued further.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him there to begin with."


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