Wowza: Trump is entirely bald on the back of his head.

[kstewart33]

It's a giant combover. Take a look:

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Link to tweet

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[Laffy Kat]

1. Why oh why do some men do this?

I think bald men are hot. Of course, nothing would help him, but still...

[TeamPooka]

2. Don't tell him shaving it off would make him look like Mussolini.

[Laffy Kat]

3. Ewww, ya know it probably would.

As I said, there's nothing he can do to camouflage his hideousness, as it is from the inside out. However, his comb-over looks absolutely ridiculous. He's pathetic.

[sarcasmo]

8. Give Trump a hairless cat and he becomes Dr. Evil.

[smirkymonkey]

44. *snort*

Mitch is #2 and Sarah Sanders is Frau Farbissina. Paul Ryan is Scott Evil.

[dchill]

9. He already looks like Mussolini with a fright wig.

[mnmoderatedem]

27. but to him that would be a good thing (nt)

[TeamPooka]

28. Thats why I said Dont tell him...

[get the red out]

46. +1

I think bald guys are hot too, but nothing could help Trump's looks.

[doc03]

4. HA nt

[MFM008]

5. In the book

That's what Ivanka says in " Fat and Furious...."

[lpbk2713]

6. He's a freak.

Inside and out.

[Grammy23]

7. You notice any time there is a stiff breeze or gusty winds,

his hair tends to fly around. He tries to plaster it all in place with hair spray or lacquer or whatever he thinks will keep it from blowing around. That video appeared to show a rather massive area on the back of his head that has no hair. The hair on top is long and combed down over the bald area in the back. I’d kiss a monkey’s rump to see his hair fresh out of the shower. Bet it is a doozy.
😂😂😂😂😂

[brush]

10. That's why he doesn't start work until 11:00. It takes a while to get all that bald covered with...

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with orange/blonde comb over and hair spray.

[eleny]

13. No grammy, you really, really don't!

..... .....

[Grammy23]

14. Sometimes I scare myself with the things I say Id Do.

Actually, I think it is MORE likely that I’d kiss a monkey’s rump not to have to see his hair straight outta the shower. Gawd. Save us all!

[eleny]

15. Yah, you were getting too close to the edge there!

[PJMcK]

43. In your scenario, it's not his hair that would scare me! (n/t)

[Grassy Knoll]

11. That Has To Beat Obama's Tan Suit For Sure...

...Hashtag #baldtrump...

[Cha]

20. The best part of this is that he is JOGGING up the stairs. He knows his big, pink, bald-ass head is

Link to tweet

#baldtriump

[dchill]

12. That is SOOOO symbolic!

[oasis]

16. Sloppy bastid.

[ProudLib72]

17. Egg whites, Donald. That's the trick

Any punk with a mohawk could tell you that old trick. Gelatin, too. You could just get some orange Jello....

[Arkansas Granny]

26. Does anyone remember this stuff?

[BumRushDaShow]

33. I used to use that!

and had big heated rollers too (I think Clairol ones).

I can't remember the last time I saw rollers in any store (although Amazon has vendors who sell them).

EDIT - I see Target sells hot rollers.

[Ilsa]

36. Oh. That was on my dresser, along with foam rollers. nt

[Kittycow]

47. My rollers were big plastic hollow ones..

I secured them with a long plastic stick pin that I poked randomly through punched out holes on the roller sides. Looking back, all the Dippity-Do probably made the stick pins slide through my hair and into the holes a lot easier

Then I covered the whole shebang with a ruffled fabric hair net and somehow went to sleep for the night

[kstewart33]

58. Me too.

Looking back, how did we ever get a good night's sleep with those rollers and the hair net?

[Kittycow]

59. We sacrificed for our youthful teen Beauty !

I think my scalp has a memory imprint of those plastic stick pins digging into it until I finally gave up my Flip hairstyle in favor of long and straight hippie hair. (Which I am sporting again in my '60's )

[kstewart33]

60. Very cool.

When you reach your 60s, you can do anything you want with your appearance. I wear much less makeup than I used to. I never liked the feeling of foundation on my face - felt like a thin mask.

[Ilsa]

61. I remember the hard plastic ones, too.

Even the soft ones were uncomfortable in bed.

[kstewart33]

57. Yes, Granny.

I used it - sticky and overall, just yucky. But it held a curl at least for awhile.

[tblue37]

29. My son used hairspray and rubber glue when he wore a Mohawk as a teenager

in the 1990s.

[Kittycow]

48. That sounds awesome!

Seriously.

[tblue37]

55. I should have said rubber *cement*. nt

[Cha]

18. Whoa! never saw that before.. that woman

talking.. was going on and on like this fuckhead is normal.

Mocking idiot's appearance is fair game afaic 'cause he viciously ridicules anyone who doesn't meet his lofty standards.

LOL.. he needs to look in the fucking mirror.. and check what ugly is.

[Buns_of_Fire]

19. A really good stylist can do wonders with nose hair there days. Just a thought. nt

[Cha]

21. #baldtrump

Link to tweet

[Buns_of_Fire]

23. LOL! Hey, at least he's getting some exercise!

Shame he's not wearing one of his stupid MAGA caps. If he'd only switch to his more traditional headgear, he wouldn't have to worry about any of it...

Me, I would recommend the more minimalist approach, more befitting a Man of the People:

[Kittycow]

49. ..

[torius]

22. The back of his head bears an amazing resemblance

to his ass. It's as if they're melded together, one up the other.

[Raine]

24. Strange balding pattern

to be completely bald in the back and still have enough hair upfront and on the sides to cover that much.. weird

[tblue37]

30. Probably had hair removed from the back to transplant to the top, front, & sides. nt

[Ilsa]

37. Yes, when he was married to Ivana,

if I am not mistaken. I think she referred him to the doctor he used, and when he got home, he was abusive towards her because of the pain.

[n2doc]

38. I wonder if he uses hair extensions. n/t

[Tactical Peek]

25. High resolution video - trigger alert!

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/aravosis/view/20152696

[Canoe52]

31. Something non-human about that guy, maybe hes wearing a disguise over an alien body?

Kids don’t seem human either, an alien take over perhaps?

Nah, no alien could be that dumb, maybe they are just zombies.

[Pachamama]

32. Freaky....

[JI7]

41. What if the wind just blew the whole thing off

That looks even worse

[brewens]

34. Back of his head reminds me of a baboon's ass! n/t

[aka-chmeee]

39. He has the BEST symmetry!

So does the front!

[malaise]

35. Enjoy the unraveling

and not just of his hair

[Yavin4]

40. Now, you know why he wears those stupid baseball caps. n/t

[treestar]

45. Yeah I wonder that he risked

walking in the wind like that.

[Cobalt Violet]

42. Perhaps it was transplanted to the top of his head.

I know they use nape hair for that.

[DFW]

50. We addressed this is our video (see link). The Trump people forgot to thank us

Some people just don't know the meaning of gratitude, I swear.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=63&v=mvGmiwKgpPo

[salin]

52. Excellent work.

[DFW]

54. We've been dormant for a while

Except for the Talking TSA Blues, anyway (2010).

Trump sort of forced us out of retirement.

[greatauntoftriplets]

51. The emperor has no hair!

[CrispyQ]

53. GQ gives Trump a makeover.

[kydo]

56. why do I always think Vader no helmet