Twitter is taking no prisoners tonight.

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Ouch!


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[SunSeeker]

1. LOL

[Marie Marie]

2. If looks could kill...

oh never mind - this SOB will outlive all of us.

[world wide wally]

9. Like a cockroach.

Our best hope is for Keith Richard to get his hands on Drumpf.

[iluvtennis]

10. Yep, he'd be dead already if all it took was the evil eye.

[TheBlackAdder]

15. It looks like she's got some perfecting to do.

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http://www.gocomics.com/stonesoup/2018/02/04


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[BigmanPigman]

3. She should go pick some mushrooms and whip up an omelette

for her tubby hubby. I just saw Phantom Thread and that idea is not a bad idea for Melania if she is tired of his BS.

[Mr.Bill]

18. I seriously doubt she knows how to cook. n/t

[erronis]

19. I don't think McD's serves anything with mushrooms

Maybe that's why he likes that food - maybe he actually remembers something about the Borgia's and how potions could take care of unwanted husbands.

Of course, he's killing himself with stuff from Coca/Cola and reprocessed animal bits from McD anyway. Just nowhere soon enough.

[cannabis_flower]

21. I once knew some guys...

who told me they used to live next door to this guy who was nice when he wasn't drunk but when he gets drunk he's a real jerk. One day he was drinking and they slipped some acid in his beer. He thought it was the beer and stopped drinking the next day.

[BigmanPigman]

23. I would have started drinking more hoping for the same effect.

I have only great experiences when I choose to do that. I wouldn't want to be dosed though. I need to clear my calendar and have nothing to do but enjoy the fun. But that's just me.

[House of Roberts]

4. She's mad all right.

Melania can't cut him off, because she doesn't know where he's getting it.

[lunasun]

11. True

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. When you said "cut him off" the name "Lorena Bobbitt" came to mind. nt

[smirkymonkey]

17. It would be a struggle for her to find it buried in all that flab.

Hand that woman a magnifying glass!

[Generic Brad]

5. Where is that photo from?

The "Kiss-Off cam"?

[democratisphere]

6. Wishful thinking.

[NBachers]

7. The last thing you see before the Squint Beams open fire.

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[flamingdem]

12. OUCH!!

[ChazInAz]

22. Danger!

I'm a Slav.
That expression is familiar to me!
I have no happy memories of the things that have happened to me after I I have seen that.

[Gothmog]

8. Great tweet

[Gabi Hayes]

14. Our countrys best hope: now if that timetable can only be divided by at least 3:

[erronis]

20. Uh, please NO!!! I want him to go out very, very slowly. In a prison cell

After choking on a chicken bone with all his cellmates cheering.

(Ok, I'm not a christian, thank god.)

[Vinca]

16. I can't imagine any other reason she's hanging around.