Wednesday's money shot. Please come CAPTION Mitt ("I lost my personality on a bet") Romney!!!!

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Mitt ("What's so wrong about being shallow?&quot Romney is thinking: "Wow. . . . Now I can get away from all that crap about my tax returns for a couple weeks. . . . Shit, even Rove was urging me to give them over. . . . But neither he nor the other Republicans knew the extent of what even the kindest would call 'profoundly disturbing irregularities' (and others might seek prosecution for) like profits from business with ties to banned nations, and from the stock in that fetus disposal systen, Porn City and Pole Dancers Anonymous, as well as the tax amnesties not to mention the exemptions I claimed for my post-modern spanking room and two love children. . . . Thank god the Republicans realized something like this was going on and shut up. . . . Maybe everybody else will forget they even wanted the stinking returns by the time I get back. . . . Maybe a few more mass shootings . . . ."

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1. "Maybe they'd find out about the exemption I took to support my Coke habit."

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2. "Or they could see how I wrote off my investment in Enemas 'R Us."

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3. "They could find out I outsourced my tax liabilities."

[JoePhilly]

4. The person who got Mitt's personality LOST that bet.

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5. "I think I'll have my presidential library in the Cayman Islands!"

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6. "I hope there's enough room on Mt. Rushmore!"

[backscatter712]

7. "As you can see, we've had our eye on you for time now, Mr. Anderson...

"It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not."