Bwahahahahahaaaa...Bwahahahahaaaa you can't make this shit up

[spanone]

Link to tweet

This memo totally vindicates “Trump” in probe. But the Russian Witch Hunt goes on and on. Their was no Collusion and there was no Obstruction (the word now used because, after one year of looking endlessly and finding NOTHING, collusion is dead). This is an American disgrace!

[forgotmylogin]

1. He doesn't believe it enough

to even say it in first person without scare quotes. He's referring to "Trump" the brand.

[malaise]

13. Man that's one crazy tweet

The shithole is terrified.

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. If you are totally innocent as you say, there is no reason to try and shut down the

investigation then, is there?

Oh wait, yeah I see, you are alleging that the republicans YOU appointed and support are after YOU and not the other way around.

The FBI went after HILLARY clearly and now they are going after the actual traitor but will it matter?

[spanone]

5. I believe Bob Mueller might have a little different spin......

[furtheradu]

3. "Their was no.." ??

How ' bout "There was no.." ?
Ugh. His ignorance!
+ his attempts at deception & distraction.. Lordy!

[Hugin]

4. Their their, now.

Their is nothing to see their. Move along.

[furtheradu]

7. ..

[tavernier]

11. To true.

[malaise]

15. But remember now he's a very smart genius

[furtheradu]

17. AND, like, a very STABLE genius!

& now.. he's "totally vindicated" !

[spanone]

18. who knew that devin nunes was the real stable genius in the corral

with four pages of fucking genius detective work, he solved all of trump's troubles.....who knew????

[ProudLib72]

6. Donnie and the Test

Little Donnie knew a test was coming up in class. He was terrified. On the day of the test, he handed his teacher a note that was meant to excuse him from taking the test. It was written in crayon and contained a lot of misspellings. It was signed "Little Donnie's Mommy". Little Donnie sat at his desk confident that he would not have to take the test. When the test was passed out, he shook his head and said, "My mommy wrote a note telling you I didn't have to take it. I'd rather just sit here eating my Big Mac and watching the other poor schmucks take their tests." The teacher gave Little Donnie a zero for the test and told him to grow the hell up.

[Vinca]

8. The scary part is he's so nuts he truly believes it.

[boston bean]

9. He is a russian bot.

[JHB]

10. Of course you can make this shit up. When do they not?

Their part runs on fantasy and horseshit.

[3catwoman3]

12. A year of looking endlessly...

...and finding NOTHING certainly did not deter the Republicans from continuing to investigate anything and everything about both Clintons.

Keep Calm and Dig On!

[rusty fender]

14. Why does he put his name

in quotation marks

[Initech]

16. Trump is the ony real American disgrace in this picture!