#YoMemoJokes is trending.. the comments are hilarious!

[KelleyKramer]

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Enjoy! ............


https://twitter.com/hashtag/YoMemoJokes?src=hash



Nunes’ hyped up memo was so lame, #YoMemoJokes is now a thing that’s happening. Hannity’s head must be an entire fireworks display at this point.

Hey, Devin.
Yo memo so bankrupt, it used to be a Trump casino.

Yo memo bombed so hard, Hawaii put out another distress alert

Yo memo is so devoid of useful information Betsy DeVos added it to every school curriculum.

Yo memo so weak, it dodged the draft 5 times.

Yo memo so lame, even Wikileaks wouldn't leak it.

Yo memo so dull Mother told Mike Pence he could have lunch with it.

Yo memo so evil it dropped the stock market 666 points.

Yo’ memo so fake, Sheriff Clarke pinning it on his Uniform!

Link to tweet

'Yo memo is so stupid Eric Trump beat its SAT scores'

Yo memo is so juvenile that Roy Moore tried to take it on a date.

Hey, Yo’ Memo...Y2K called...it wants it’s pointless hype back.


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[BSdetect]

1. Worth a prolonged kick today.

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Ha!

[blaze]

3. Yo memo popped out, saw its own shadow,

and now we got six more weeks of bullshit until Mueller subpoenas Trump.

[Pachamama]

27. Bwahahahahaha....

[lindysalsagal]

4. yo memo so fake it would look perfect on trump's head

[Docreed2003]

5. My favorite from last night was

Yo’ memo so lazy it’s Sarah Huckabee’s left eye.

[JHB]

6. Yo memo so compromised it's written with a Russian accent.

[Flo Mingo]

7. Kickety kick kick

[hermetic]

8. One of my faves

Bryan Behar @bryanbehar

Yo Memo is so dumb and useless, it’s been named an honorary Trump son. #YoMemoJokes

[Pachamama]

26. That is a hysterical one

[mountain grammy]

9. Kick, kick, kick...

[Gothmog]

32. AMjoy was great this morning

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[lkinwi]

10. So thin, tRump combed it over.

[malaise]

11. Hilarious

[GetRidOfThem]

12. Yo memo is so idiotic, it could have been a studen's paper at Costco Law School in "Idiocracy" n/t

[Gothmog]

34. Yep

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[eppur_se_muova]

35. Mmmmm ... Marie Curry ...

I love curries.

[packman]

13. Yo memo so brilliant it graduated with honors at Trump University

[MGKrebs]

14. Yo memo is so bad,

even Uwe Boll won't direct the movie.

[Gabi Hayes]

51. Uwe Blab, either!

Or was it Heinrich Boll?

[Gothmog]

15. The RWNJ are trying to spam this hashtag but are failing

There are some really good ones on this thread

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[BlancheSplanchnik]

44. Its even funny how the Fake trumpFake,s got unrealistically large hands!! 😆 n/t

[Gothmog]

16. Putin wants a refund

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[Gothmog]

17. Yo memos as credible as @realDonaldTrumps vows to be faithful to the women hes married.

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[Gothmog]

18. Crowd size comparison

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[Stardust1]

50. Nice

Damn thats funny

[Gothmog]

19. 'Yo memo is so stupid Eric Trump beat it's SAT scores

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[BlancheSplanchnik]

45. Gee Erics nose looks real different now. n/t

[Gabi Hayes]

52. Nose Got caught in a pencil sharpener

[llmart]

20. My favorite...

is the one about Pence. Don't know why that struck me as hilarious.

Make no mistake about it, even all the ridiculing of Trump and his minions helps somewhat in delegitimizing them.

[Pachamama]

29. Completely agree....

And the laughter cheers me up....

[Gothmog]

21. Launch of GOP Memo

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[dalton99a]

22. +1

[orangecrush]

23. K&R

this is hilarious!

[AmericanActivist]

24. Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs :-D nm

[tblue37]

25. K&R for visibility. nt

[Pachamama]

28. Yo memo so evil it dropped the stock market 666 points

The scary thing is....that is exactly what happened.....

Ok - 665.75 to be exact...but close enough

[Julian Englis]

30. Your Memo is so dumb....

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[Gabi Hayes]

53. That pic is a fake, but who cares?

They got where they are because everything about their family is, uh......fake?

[Gothmog]

31. Trump casino comparison

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[Gothmog]

33. Roy Moore

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[LongTomH]

36. Luv these......just luv 'em!!!

[NBachers]

37. Yo memo so phony, OJ be out searching for the real one.

[alterfurz]

38. Yo memo so skimpy & threadbare...

...even Melania covers up more for a photo shoot.

N.B. The Emperor has no clothes, and his coverup's gonna need way more fig leaves.

[Gabi Hayes]

54. Fig leaf be way too

Bigleaf

[George II]

39. I copied a bunch this morning and cleaned up the format, hope this works:

Yo memo so lame it uses a handicapped space at the mall. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo bombed so bad Hawaii sent out an alert. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo is so bankrupt that I mistook it for a Trump business plan. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo is so deflated,Tom Brady asked to use it in the Super Bowl. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo is so empty, it looks like the crowd at the Trump inauguration parade. #YoMemoJokes
Yo Memo is so entirely stupid... That Trump just nominated it for Secretary of Education.
Yo memo is so fake, it followed Trump on Twitter. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo is so full of holes, the @NRA sent it thoughts and prayers. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo is so mediocre but overconfident that I thought it was an unqualified white male running for office.
Yo memo is so stuffed full of misleading bullshit, the White House doctor said it weighed 239lbs. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo is such a disaster Puerto Rico is sending it aid. #yomemojokes
Yo memo is such a disaster Trump threw a roll of paper towels at it. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo is such a disaster, FEMA actually responded to it. #YoMemoJokes
Yo Memo lies so much, Sarah Sanders Huckabee thought it was trying to take her job. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo so "dishonest and misleading" it just replaced Sarah Huckabee Sanders as press secretary. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo so bankrupt, it used to be a Trump casinoMore
Yo Memo so boring, Trump forgot about it like its name was Tiffany Trump. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo so dumb, it stared at the eclipse. #YoMemoJokes
Yo Memo so embarassed, I saw it hanging out in Sean Spicer's bushes.
Yo Memo so fake it has a job in Trump's cabinet. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo so fake Kelly Anne found it in her microwave. #YoMemoJokes
Yo' memo so full of shit @piersmorgan tried to eat it. #YoMemoJokes
Yo' memo so short and useless Trump paid people $130k to not talk about it. #YoMemoJokes
Yo Memo so stressed out it dropped 666 points, like the stock market. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo so stupid it's like Donald Trump got another son. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo such a disaster, Trump is going to throw paper towels at it. #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo was so bad, if someone said Trump wrote it, I’d believe them. #YoMemoJokes #AMJoy
Yo Memo was so childish Roy Moore got banned from a mall for trying to date it. #YoMemoJokes e
Yo Memo was so empty & lacking in substance, we're renaming it "Paul Ryan."
Yo Memo’s so fake Seb Gorka claimed it was his PhD #YoMemoJokesDirect message
Yo Memo’s so juvenile Roy Moore started calling it during trigonometry class #YoMemoJokes
Yo memo’s written so poorly, Trump understood it. #YoMemoJokes #RemoveNunes #AMJoy
Yo memo's so pointless it's taking Omarosa's old job #YoMemoJokes
Yo’ memo is so crusty that you can put ketchup on it and call it a Papa John’s Pizza. #YoMemoJokes
You memo so poor, Paul Ryan wants to kick it off food stamps and Medicaid. #YoMemoJokes
Your memo is so fake that Fox think it's news
Your memo's so corrupt, Paul Ryan wants it to lead the ethics committee.

[dae]

42. LMBO! Wish I could remember some of them much less be witty

enough to come up with one.

[Gabi Hayes]

55. #10 was the first one that made me actually laugh out loud.

Maybe that fig leaf cartoon primed the pump

[lapfog_1]

57. Yo memo has such a Russian heritage that Carter Page tried to pass it some secrets.

someone that tweets go ahead... I never tweet. No attribution needed.

[Lunabell]

40. Yo memo's so full of shit

Link to tweet

[BlancheSplanchnik]

41. OMG, EVERYBODY GO TO THAT TWITTER RIGHT NOWWWW!!

😆😆😆.

I’m dying here just from that Sheriff Clarke one!!! ROFLLLLLL!!!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

43. OMG Im dying even more! Just read a few!!!

Oh god, if I go to the tweet....I might be stuck online a long time!

[SunSeeker]

46. LOL Those are hilarious!

[LittleGirl]

47. LOL thank you so much

I needed this laugh today! YES!

[Susan Calvin]

48. The fact that Y2K can be considered "pointless hype"

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Is entirely due to the hard work of many, many underappreciated programmers.

https://www.cnn.com/2011/09/12/opinion/frum-unsung-heroes/index.html

Hmmm, well. I just looked at the author, having come across something in the article I found questionable. I'm still leaving it as the best I found so far.

I'm still looking for a documentary I *know* exists. Title was, IIRC, "The Unsung Heroes of Y2K."

http://www.idug.org/p/fo/et/thread=1374

[NBachers]

49. Yo memo so lame it got Melania Trump all squinty.

[Gabi Hayes]

56. Yo memo is so EMPTY,

coal miners thought it was Trump’s promise to bring back their jobs.

From Nicki Lackey

[Oldtimeralso]

58. Your memo ...

is so stupid that it has the browns winning Super Bowl LII !

[Soxfan58]

59. That last one.

Is perfect!!!