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DainBramaged

(39,191 posts)
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 09:44 AM Jul 2012

"It was a miracle more weren't killed".

"No it wasn't. It would have been a miracle if God had jammed his gun or it blew up in his face"


"God doesn't work that way"


I know, if he did no one would be dead. I suggest you ask your God why he let's the innocents die"



"FUCK YOU YOU FUCK no one is innocent in God's eyes."



You're right, he turned his back on you a long time ago. (Fundie head explodes and she goes running off cursing at me).

Wednesday morning discussion with the resident Fundie returning from vacation (she actually went to the creationism museum and Graceland). It was the cursing that broke everyone up. I hope she has a 'blessed' day.


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"It was a miracle more weren't killed". (Original Post) DainBramaged Jul 2012 OP
heh . . . kick,.n/t annabanana Jul 2012 #1
WHat would be a real fucking miracle is if CBGLuthier Jul 2012 #2
Well, isn't that special DainBramaged Jul 2012 #6
Ya well, we're tired of shutting up about it Viva_La_Revolution Jul 2012 #8
that happens all the time, day in day out, carnage, disaster, death, all of it. mopinko Jul 2012 #11
So, since that never happens ... progressoid Jul 2012 #16
Now that's funny. Could there be a bigger waste of time and money than sinkingfeeling Jul 2012 #3
I would so love to go there, just for the entertainment. Democracyinkind Jul 2012 #5
She was telling everyone how cool it was and how she was 'revitalized" after going DainBramaged Jul 2012 #7
There's nothing more revitalizing than a good brainwash at Creationville! Democracyinkind Jul 2012 #13
Graceland could be interesting treestar Jul 2012 #12
Cool story. Robb Jul 2012 #4
Fucking fundies are such low info people gopiscrap Jul 2012 #9
Graceland DainBramaged Jul 2012 #10
Wow - so much irony, hilarity, sadness and Whiskeytide Jul 2012 #14
This is what Dawkins calls "The god proof of incomplete destruction". redgreenandblue Jul 2012 #15

CBGLuthier

(12,723 posts)
2. WHat would be a real fucking miracle is if
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 09:47 AM
Jul 2012

one of these tragedies happened and when someone mentioned god people could just keep their mouths shut instead of being rude about it. But I am sure the pleasure you got out of it was worth it to you, somehow.

Viva_La_Revolution

(28,791 posts)
8. Ya well, we're tired of shutting up about it
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 09:59 AM
Jul 2012

For years we have just bitten our tongues and let the faithful spew their platitudes when something tragic happens. They say it's god's will.. well I say their god is a heartless cruel sob for allowing the suffering to happen in the first place.

mopinko

(70,239 posts)
11. that happens all the time, day in day out, carnage, disaster, death, all of it.
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 10:17 AM
Jul 2012

people go on and on about god's will, and their idea of why people are punished or spared. as if they f'ing knew.

no, it is past time for rational people to start pushing back. before we end up in a new dark age.

sinkingfeeling

(51,474 posts)
3. Now that's funny. Could there be a bigger waste of time and money than
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 09:48 AM
Jul 2012

the creationist museum and Graceland?

Democracyinkind

(4,015 posts)
5. I would so love to go there, just for the entertainment.
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 09:51 AM
Jul 2012

But I couldn't live with giving them part of my wages.

DainBramaged

(39,191 posts)
7. She was telling everyone how cool it was and how she was 'revitalized" after going
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 09:55 AM
Jul 2012

I though about asking her if she had brought her dildo with her but I didn't it was when she decided to spew about Aurora that my hackles went up.

Democracyinkind

(4,015 posts)
13. There's nothing more revitalizing than a good brainwash at Creationville!
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 10:18 AM
Jul 2012

I don't miss dealing with that kind of folk, for sure.

gopiscrap

(23,765 posts)
9. Fucking fundies are such low info people
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 10:10 AM
Jul 2012

I know this is concieted and biased but, everytime I find out a person is a republican, or fundy or has a southern accent I immediately filter them!!!

redgreenandblue

(2,088 posts)
15. This is what Dawkins calls "The god proof of incomplete destruction".
Wed Jul 25, 2012, 10:26 AM
Jul 2012

"An airplane crashes into a village. All passengers and 673 villagers die in the flames. But from the rubble,
unharmed by it all, a baby is recovered. God exists, QED."

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