Trump's hair

[Lotusflower70]

Link to tweet

[fierywoman]

1. EEEeeeeeewwwwww!

[PearliePoo2]

2. I can hardly wait to see that revolting, artificial excuse for hair shaved off and...

BLOTUS sporting a prison 'buzz-cut' that reveals he's grey and mostly BALD!

No dye or hair spray allowed in jail, donald!

[liberalla]

54. Or bronzer and under eye concealer?

I think makeup is a no-no too

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. How embarrassing, for the extremely vain shitstain.

[tblue37]

31. He'll never be allowed to see it--though I do hope he *does*. nt

[ok_cpu]

4. I know Vader is too sympathetic for tRump

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But that head reminds me of the scene in Empire Strikes Back where someone walks in on Vader as his helmet is off...

[Dave Starsky]

19. That's exactly what I thought.

From Empire Strikes Back:

[lunatica]

36. You are right!

I was trying to remember what it reminded me of!

[bettyellen]

5. OMG thats why he is running like weve never seen him!

[boston bean]

45. Do you mean weave never seen him??

[bettyellen]

48. Oh snap! Good one, BB!

[trusty elf]

6. Yikes!

That's why he wears those stupid hats all the time.

[BigBearJohn]

7. OmG

[trusty elf]

8. I'dbonkher's description of daddy's hair

from "Fire and Fury":

“She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray,”


It looks like he must have had a lot of hair from the back of his head transferred to other places.

[smirkymonkey]

9. He's pretty much completely bald. What a joke he is!

I have no problem with baldness, but the fact that he does and tries so hard to cover it up is interesting. He seems to think that his hair is the source of his strength - he has said so. He has no idea how ridiculous he looks. I don't know why he just doesn't buy a toupee. What a vain, hideous man.

[dchill]

10. I know, right?

[BigmanPigman]

12. He is also too vain to wear his glasses.

[smirkymonkey]

15. Does he have glasses?

I never knew that.

[BigmanPigman]

17. He was photographed in his limo at his golf course wearing them.

They looked like reading glasses.

[smirkymonkey]

18. It makes sense. He is 71 years old after all.

I don't know why he doesn't wear them. It might actually make him look more intelligent and serious. He is such a vain, disgusting creature.

[Lotusflower70]

20. Lol

Nothing will make him look intelligent and serious. His words and his tweets have already shown his absolute ridiculousness.

[smirkymonkey]

35. You are right. He's hopeless.

I suppose I meant to say he would look "a little less like a complete idiot".

[dalton99a]

26. His report says 20/30

[ginnyinWI]

30. if he has 20/30 vision at his age,

He is truly a medical miracle! C'mon! My near vision started going at age 40 or so.

[dalton99a]

34. Well, the very stable genius is extraordinarily healthy and has a life expectancy of 200

[SharonAnn]

51. That's quite possible after catarac surgery.

He may still need bifocals but otherwise his vision could be that good.

[fierywoman]

53. Yeah but he never reads, so maybe his eyesight didn't go so fast?

[smirkymonkey]

32. Oh, right. And he's 6'3 and 239 pounds.

[SharonAnn]

52. My brother is 6'3", weighs 218, and is really fit. Those next 11 lbs are killers.

[malaise]

21. No wonder he loves the word FAKE

He's a fugging fake from head to toe

[smirkymonkey]

22. Hey malaise!

How are you! You are absolutely right! Everything about this charlatan is 100% fake and everything out of his mouth is a lie.

Hope you are well!

[malaise]

24. Hi there

Happy Saturday - lock them the fuck up!!

Turn on AM Joy

[tblue37]

29. Or wear a hat on windy days! nt

[kskiska]

40. The fact that he chose his hair above his sex drive says a lot

The meds he takes (Propecia) to prevent hair loss results in erectile disfunction, and even Viagra may not help.

Viagra only treats erectile dysfunction by enhancing the strength of an erection and not the loss of libido. And in order for Viagra to work, one must also be aroused. This can be a concern since Propecia is also known to affect sexual arousal.

Maybe that's why he's so angry all the time.

[smirkymonkey]

41. That's interesting.

I wonder if that is why he is so angry at women. He can't get aroused, so he blames them. Just a thought.

[Submariner]

43. And ED persists for years after stopping Propecia use

so he must be in a persistent state of blue balls.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/hair-loss-drugs-and-erectile-dysfunction

[yuiyoshida]

11. Wasn't there an episode of the Simpsons where it flies off

than crawls away like a creepy crab?

[oasis]

13. The emperor has no hair.

[lunatica]

37. LOL!

I burst out laughing!

[Orange Free State]

14. THe answer my friend

Trump had a scalp reduction. That’s the straight scar up the middle. He is still substantially bald but has a fringe that he combs up there from all sides. Sometimes nature seeks to obliterate unnatural things, hence the wind effect.


With apologies to Bob Dylan

How many hairs must one man comb up
To convince us he’s no longer bald?
Should we believe his hair is real,
Or should we believe him at all
How many billions must we spend
To build us a Texican wall?
The answer my fiend
Is blowin in the wind
The answer is blowin in the wind

[spanone]

16. 'If you're doing the combover, your days for a comb are over'

[milestogo]

23. Really bad clown hair.

[LuckyCharms]

25. Look at the head on that. n/t

[C_U_L8R]

27. The alien is coming out of the human suit

[tblue37]

28. Blech. I hope he gets to see that. I wonder why he doesn't wear a hat on windy

days, since he is so vain about his baldness.

[lunatica]

33. Now we know why he has that helmet look down the back of his head

He’s got a bald spot on the top of his head AND one on the back of his head. He sure rushed up those steps! LOL!

[Cracklin Charlie]

38. I saw an overhead from last weeks speech.

Not a whole lot going on up there.

Inside, or out.

[Grammy23]

39. If you notice, his hair is always combed in the same general pattern.

It is a carefully crafted confection, whether his hair is long and shaggy or he has had a fresh haircut. Lots of swirls and hair swept into unnatural directions. Like the woman who thinks covering her entire head in a bunch of puffy curls and piled into something resembling a fruit basket looks good, tRump has convinced himself that his weird hairstyle somehow gives the illusion of youth and a mighty head of glorious hair. He sees the tRump of 50 years ago staring back at him in the mirror. He won’t invest in a toupee because that would mean he is not perfect, god’s Gift to the Ladies.

So each and every day of his life, he spends a considerable amount of time swirling and raking the comb and special brushes through the corn silk he has sprouting from the top of his noggin’. He THINKS it looks good and has convinced himself that we will all think it grows that way.

Pssst. Donald. The “secret” is out. Your hair is thin. You are still bald and balding under the shag rug you call hair. No amount of teasing, swirling and special products will change that. So why don’t you get a proper hair cut, quit fooling yourself and be real for once in your dishonest life? Never mind. Be real is not in your vocabulary. But just know this. We are not fooled. Not even a little bit, Baldy. P.S. I thought you’d like that little nickname since you are so fond of using them on other people. 😂😂😂

[lindysalsagal]

42. Looks like A Mighty Wind! Wheeeee!!!!

[sinkingfeeling]

44. On top of old baldy....

[btreloar]

46. Whywon't this play?

I'm running the latest versin of Facebook ... yet this video never starts. Any dieas what could be wrong?

[gvstn]

55. Which browser do you use

It is probably related to the settings in that. You could try using a different browser if for nothing else to copy and paste the URL of a troublesome page.

And you will definitely get more knowledgeable help over in the Computer Support group here at DU.

[XRubicon]

47. Is there a Youtube link for this?

easier to share with the people who don't want to see it...

[marble falls]

49. Jebus crisp but that some spooky, spooky stuff.

[bettyellen]

50. This is why he hogs the umbrella on and off the plane... he NEEDS it bad.

[Blue Owl]

56. Chrome Dome Donnie

n/t