Dave Daubenmire Believes There Are Millions Dying To Hear What I Have To Say

[Initech]

On his “Pass The Salt Live” webcast this morning, Religious Right activist Dave Daubenmire recounted a prophetic dream he had recently which seems to have convinced him that there are millions of people who are “dying to hear what I have to say.”

Daubenmire recounted a dream he had last Friday night in which he was driving to Indianapolis to speak, only to run into a massive traffic jam as he entered the city. As he sat in his car, a police officer pulled up alongside of him and told him that the traffic jam was being caused by all the people who were coming to hear him speak, at which point Daubenmire climbed into the police car and was whisked off to his speaking engagement, where he addressed a massive crowd.

“You know what the Lord was telling me?” he asked. “You know what I know? There are millions dying to hear what I have to say.”

Inspired by this dream, Daubenmire is now making plans to launch “a nationwide, 30-city, 50-city assault on everything evil” this summer.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dave-daubenmire-believes-there-are-millions-dying-to-hear-what-i-have-to-say/

Yes, Dave, that static stadium backdrop in all of your videos really looks like millions are dying to hear what you have to say.

[Archae]

1. "Like, in your dreams, pal!"

In this case, literally.

[lunasun]

2. Ah more likely if he is preaching hate people are dying because of what he is saying

[Cracklin Charlie]

3. That traffic jam was probably caused by

The terrible conditions of the roads in Indiana. Someone’s wheel may have come off.

[dchill]

4. Dave, I'm dying to NOT hear it...

PUHLEEZE!

[longship]

5. That static EMPTY stadium backdrop.

[Cha]

6. Starting with himself, I hope