"Don't forget, you can watch the Hugh Hewitt show tomorrow at 8:00 A.M. "

[DemocratSinceBirth]

What would you rather do ?

[spanone]

1. he's an instant channel changer

[Raster]

2. I would rather put hot pins in my eyes than watch Hewitt.

[gratuitous]

11. Hmmmm

Well, I had it on my schedule to jam this ice pick in my ear, but Hugh Hewitt you say? Naaaaaah.

[Raster]

13. We are on the same page...

...

[Afromania]

3. Recommit to forgetting that guy has a show.

[LuckyCharms]

4. Stick a funnel up my ass, and fill it with 5 lbs of ground up razor blades.

[Afromania]

9. Yea.... hmmm, at that point I think I might consider watching it on mute.

[nykym]

5. And that is why

I sleep until 8:30 on Saturday & Sunday.

[Vinca]

6. I'd rather clean out the anal glands of a feral cat by hand.

[kydo]

7. Seppuku

[MontanaMama]

8. Hmmmmm.

I'm planning to clean the chicken coop. Plenty of sh!t there to deal with there!

[Stallion]

10. I Believe I'll Sleep in-thanks for the Heads Up

[underpants]

12. Watch a robot read gibberish

Oh wait, it's the same thing.

[BigmanPigman]

14. I just saw him speak on MSNBC and switched to CNN!

He was saying how this is Obama's fault.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Fuh Fukkitt

[samplegirl]

16. This jackass grew up in my town

And never could figure out how he has any notoriety. Glenn Beck replacement!

[shraby]

17. I'd rather go to the garden and eat worms.