I see one little problem with making a Trump biopic

[jmowreader]

You can only do true justice to Trump’s life story by making a porno.

The title’s obvious: American Caligula. Ron Jeremy is the perfect actor to play him.

From this we have two problems: will the people who normally watch political movies accept one that’s rated quintuple-X, and will porn customers flock to a true-life story?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. They say Ron Jeremy is, as it were, amply endowed.

With that in mind he might not be the best choice to play Orange Foolius.

[jmowreader]

3. Hes also butt-ugly, as wide as he is tall, and famous

If he can golf, he’s perfect.

[TheBlackAdder]

4. A casting call is required for big dudes with micro-penises.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Ron Jeremy... with a micro-penis prosthetic

and over-gesticulating mini-hands to match.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

2. "do true justice to Trumps life story by making a porno"

Or a cartoon...

[jmowreader]

5. No, its got to be a porno

There is absolutely no way to get around a yooge Trumpian fact - that he will fuck anything that moves.

[bigbrother05]

7. Loren Michaels should buy the option

he's already preselected most of he main characters and the SNL alums should all be ready to go.

Pretty good likelihood that many of them have personal stories that could be woven into any script.

[Control-Z]

8. I guess for historical records

and possibly educational reasons there will have to be something in writing. But I would honestly prefer to flush this maggot down the history shithole and never speak a word of him again.