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global1

(25,253 posts)
Tue Jan 16, 2018, 06:48 PM Jan 2018

Well That Settles It - I Want To Be As Healthy As Trump -I'm Starting The Trump Diet Plan Tonight...

I'm going to be eating McD's and Kentucky Fried Food. I've stocked up on diet coke. I asked my boss at work to put me into a high stress situation and continually be on my ass. I will keep my TV on 24/7 so that I can get as much TV time in as possible. I'm going to stay up later and get up earlier - so that my sleeping time could be cut down. The only thing that will have to wait is getting on the golf course every weekend. That will have to start in the Spring and last through Fall. Too much snow now. The lack of exercise should help though.

Maybe Trump could produce one of those Made For TV Commercials and sell books and consultation to the Trump Diet Plan. You know - kinda like a Trump University thingy.

Just working my way back to excellent health!!!!!!

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Well That Settles It - I Want To Be As Healthy As Trump -I'm Starting The Trump Diet Plan Tonight... (Original Post) global1 Jan 2018 OP
You will live to be 200, not be obese and be the healthiest person in the world. Irish_Dem Jan 2018 #1
But, But - We'll Be There With Our Guru - Trump.....(sarcasm) nt global1 Jan 2018 #2
Oh God, no. nt Irish_Dem Jan 2018 #3
Doesn't the fucking moron have a sister who is a Fed judge? BigmanPigman Jan 2018 #4

Irish_Dem

(47,131 posts)
1. You will live to be 200, not be obese and be the healthiest person in the world.
Tue Jan 16, 2018, 06:58 PM
Jan 2018

I am going to do it too.
Not sure I want to live to 200 though.

BigmanPigman

(51,609 posts)
4. Doesn't the fucking moron have a sister who is a Fed judge?
Tue Jan 16, 2018, 07:27 PM
Jan 2018

She has the same genes pretty much, right? Does anyone know what her health is like? She could be used to compare/contrast the "great genes" theory.

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