Hilarious response to 45 allegedly passing his cognitive exam

[LonePirate]

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CatDrivesF150 @PickUpTrucksFan

Great news. So he is mentally fit to stand trial.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. That IS hilarious!

[gibraltar72]

7. He said as far as the proctological

exam went Trump had the finest brain he'd ever felt.

[Ohiogal]

53. That made me laugh out loud!

[AJT]

2. He doesn't have dementia or Alzheimer's, he's just plain stupid.

[OKNancy]

4. lol - we posted at the same time!!!

[bigbrother05]

5. And an asshole, confirms what we've thought all along

[Hekate]

11. Or pulling a con on us. Plus hes evil.

[ailsagirl]

30. they'd never say so if he did

[OKNancy]

3. My thought was... ok.. no excuse, he's just stupid. n/t

[BobTheSubgenius]

6. So far, that is the tweet that has won Twitter for the day.

I would genuinely love to read any that top it. Seriously. I could use the laughter.

[Snotcicles]

8. So I guess him pulling a Vincent Chin Gigante isn't likely. nt

[samnsara]

9. who snuck the answers to him?

[INdemo]

10. My main question is how did Ronny Jackson ever get the rank of Admiral?

Obviously Sucking up to Superiors...That news conference was a fucking joke..

[7962]

15. Rear admirals dont give press conferences. I doubt many of us would do well!

As for his current position, he was appointed by President Obama in '13. His military career; who knows?
I'm not gonna blast the poor guy who never expected to be put in front of the DC press corp!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

23. I am with you... something very scetchy about this doc

Just listened to a minute but he totally sounded paid off

[INdemo]

42. When I was in the Navy (back n the day)

the top brass were on hell of a lot more professional than this guy appeared to be
kinda flighty....

[wolfie001]

49. He was sweating bullets!

Spitting out responses. Ha freaking ha!

[Ilsa]

12. Another good one:

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“Let’s just say he’ll live long enough to see all his children go to prison.”

4:24 PM - Jan 16, 2018

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[Tanuki]

13. Someone probably prepped him on this simple screening exam

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[7962]

16. Thanks for that; very interesting! I'm going to try to print it out.

Hell, that itself may be a better test for me

[SergeStorms]

45. So if you know what....

a Camel looks like you're fit to be President? That's setting the bar pretty low, even for Donnie.

[Katinfl]

14. I cannot watch the news conference.....

Why the heck is it going on so long? So he’s overweight and needs to lose weight........big deal. If there was anything wrong with his cognitive abilities, we would never know anyway. I cannot remember any former President’s health problems being discussed in public anyway. The HIPPA laws would prevent anything being disclosed that Trump did not want released. Please correct me if I am wrong. I don’t care what that doctor says........all one needs to do is observe Trump and you know immediately something’s off........but that’s not new. Everyone knew it all along and still this is where we are now.

[LiberalArkie]

18. So Trump is a marathon runner what with his BP, HDL/LDL, triglyceride, resting heart rate

Dr. Harold Bornstein's summary included Trump's height (6 feet 3 inches) and weight (236 pounds), cholesterol (HDL 63, LDL 94, triglycerides 61), blood pressure (116/70), blood sugar (99) and normal results from liver, thyroid, heart and colon exams.

Jackson said Trump's resting heart rate was 68 and blood pressure was 122/74.

Damn I wish I had those stats and I am 70 and in great shape

[LonePirate]

20. Except for the height, I call bullshit on all of those numbers.

I think Dr. Jackson fed the public lies concocted by the admin. He was then ordered to spew those lies. Being a military officer, he followed the orders given to him by his superior.

[LiberalArkie]

22. If the blood tested is indeed his blood, then I guess that explains why the super wealthy

live longer that just wealthy and normal people do. The stats do not match his diet unless he has some supreme meds.

[tblue37]

17. Coached. You can also train a horse to "count":

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[Laura PourMeADrink]

25. Perfect word! The way he sounded..."coached"

[panader0]

19. Check NightWatcher's response in this:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210107636

[LiberalFighter]

21. I have suspicions of the doctor. He was way too talkative.

Meaning providing extraneous information. Some just useless chatter and other not proper in my opinion. Example saying he could last two terms. That sounded too much political.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

27. Fishy

[bdtrppr6]

31. the biggest tell IMO

is the hyperbolic wording. it's the same bullshit from Dr Vinnie Boombots in the other "examination. all the "greatest, strongest, goodest genes in the history of any president ever" stuff is pure crap. if i had a doctor that spoke like that, about anyone, i would not be going to him. and 2 Scoops "insisted" on the MOCA test? which he then got a 30/30 on?!!?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[dalton99a]

35. Yep.

[AwakeAtLast]

36. He was dancing to the point of flop sweat

It was an interesting performance.

[Tipperary]

24. K/r!

[Scurrilous]

26. K&R

[DeminPennswoods]

28. 30 of 30!

That surprises me he could remember the test words after 5 minutes. I've seen these tests administered and sometimes the questioner gives hints for the words to help the person being tested remember what they were. It wouldn't surprise me if that was the case here.

But these tests are generally pretty easy to pass even for people who might have some level of cognative decline.

[Ms. Toad]

41. See my post below.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=10109262

[tblue37]

29. A Twitter comment about this:

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[locks]

32. Pity poor Ronny Jackson

He has to talk to Trump EVERY day.

[ailsagirl]

33. Here's another-- dump is obese!!!

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[louis-t]

54. I agree. And you don't 'grow' after 70.

He's probably a little shorter. Shrinkage.

[ailsagirl]

55. Or wider

[DoctorJoJo]

34. The Doctor Seems Like a Perfectly Competent/Trustworthy Guy, But ....

... there is no doubt he has taken poetic license regarding The Orange Buffoon's height/weight! I would loved to have seen a lie detector machine going off scale during that part. First of all, Trump may have been close to 6'3" in his youth, but I've seen him standing right beside Mitt Romney in the last year, and the 6'2" Romney is clearly taller. I'd put him at right around 6'1.5" right now--gravity is a bitch! And 239 pounds is so made up as to be ludicrous! I'm 218 and WAY smaller than Trump, who I'd put at 265. So if he'd agree to lie about those out of Trump's vanity, how can we believe anything else, especially a 100% cognitive score! Like I've said many times, I'd take the NFL Wonderlic test against Trump on national TV and bet my net worth on me!

[AwakeAtLast]

37. I thought the very same thing!

[HeiressofBickworth]

38. Passed his cognitive exam??

If that is the case, we can assume that his prolific lying is, in fact, deliberate. I think the test did not measure his morals or his character, so, I think I'll stick with the idea that he is a lying sack of shit who seeks to manipulate with his lies.

[LeftInTX]

46. Yes.

[2naSalit]

39. That's right!!

[Ms. Toad]

40. FWIW - my spouse, with a diagnosis of mild cognitive impairment

consistent with the early stages of Alzheimer's, who is taking two medications for Alzheimer's also scores 30/30.

It's a screening test that catches gross impairments.

[LeftInTX]

48. That is what I thought. Thank you :)

[radical noodle]

43. Passing a cognitive test

doesn't rule out a personality disorder, including narcissism.

[LeftInTX]

47. Absolutely!

The cognitive test doesn't look very difficult.

It would be cool if they included a lie detector test!

[Dave Starsky]

52. It doesn't rule out stupidity, either.

Or just plain laziness.

[MustLoveBeagles]

44. LOL

[Nitram]

50. He managed to holdd Trump's attention for 30 items?

Fake News!

[Zambero]

51. My springer spaniel passed his canine Cog-Ex with flying colors

Given a superior psycho-dog-ical profile, he has gained unfettered access to every dog park in town, and can do the Alpha dog thing wherever he pleases. WIN!

[tiptonic]

56. For those of us

For those of us, who felt somewhat sorry, for Comrade donald, never mind. He deserves whatever happens to him. Jail I hope.