Gallant Vs. Goofus

[Initech]

Guess which one is goofus?

[cilla4progress]

1. Perfect analogy!

Highlights! Memories!

[TlalocW]

2. A little off topic, but I saw a recent Goofus vs. Gallant

In a Highlights magazine at a my mechanics. I looked through it to see what features had been kept since my childhood and GvG had been. This issue's subject was on the importance of respecting privacy. Gallant was shown, stuck in the 50s, returning a diary, complete with giant heart lock, to a female classmate. Goofus on the other hand was shown having successfully hacked all his classmates' emails.

Say what you want, but Goofus is heading places.

TlalocW

[Beartracks]

3. Nowadays Goofus had the Russians hack the emails for him. n/t

[Initech]

4. Putin's got a nice cushy job waiting for him!

[TlalocW]

6. Future issue of Highlights

(Picture of Goofus with Putin in his office where they're talking to Trump via Skype) Goofus helps politicians betray the United States of America.
(Picture of Gallant just sitting in a chair) Gallant doesn't.

TlalocW

[Initech]

7. Goofus complains about cucks and why people don't take his anti-diversity manifesto seriously.

Gallant on the other hand has never visited 4chan.

[Journeyman]

5. If his day on the course kept his mug out of view, I'll count that as a public service . . .

On edit: I'm grateful for the understated humanity President Obama exhibited in office. The memory sustains me through the present tribulations.