Will it even be possible to survive a Trump SOTU drinking game?

[moriah]

I'm afraid any created could potentially lead to alcohol poisoning even if one drank only near beer.

But for shiggles and gits....

1) Makes a new word like "bigly" -- touch lips to glass, very small sip, will likely add up
2) Perverts a different rock song into an insult to the DPRK -- full swallow
3) Mentions Puerto Rico without lying or insulting San Juan's mayor -- chug
4) Hair malfunction -- fuck the rest of the game and just get happily drunk while laughing

[FirstLight]

1. Dammitt

I quit drinking in December!!!

[moriah]

2. At least you won't end up in the hospital.... ;)

And happy 1 month

[Xipe Totec]

3. I'll take a shot every time he says something nice or caring about another human being

I have no doubt I'll be sober for the night.