"Friday is just a day away!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (cranium filled with decapitated angels) Trump is saying: "No, Chuck, I'll give you a clear, straightforward answer: No. one word. I am not planning on firing Jeff Sessions! . . . . That is, I hope I won't have to. . . . If he had any honor, he should resign because of all the trauma he has foisted on this country, like the Russian witch hunt. . . . And now he's shielding a Deep State F.B.I. cabal that's trying to take me down and ruin America. . . . And he's ruining his own reputation in the process. . . . I would be doing him a favor by firing him. But I'm not planning to. I can't see how Republicans can stand such a travesty a moment longer. . . . So, the answer is, Chuck: No. I don't plan to fire him; it shouldn't be necessary, but we'll have to see."


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Above CAPTION based on nothing more than a premonition of what might happen tomorrow.

[underpants]

1. Anyway... did you hear about our selling F-52's to Normay?

[Johonny]

2. I'm very pround to have met the king of Normay, one of our greatest NATO allies with water.

I assume it was their king. He had a dress on, strange, but you see that from time to time. For instance Jeff Session wears one all the time. Anyways, I said to the king "Hey King, you want some F-52s." You got to do that. Come right out and offer stuff. They're great-F-52s. My son, the young one, uses them in Call of Duty all the time. He's like smart, very smart at that game. I don't play games, I'm the president of America, the country, you know. Don't have times for games. Except Candy Crush. I've sunk about 2-3 million in that game. Those lollipop hammers aren't free, you know. They're very bigly for clearing boards. I've been thinking of spending the defense budget to secure more strategic lollipop hammer reserves. The future is lollipop hammers, I'm pretty sure.