What was Wayne LaPierre's first thought following the Colorado shooting?

[11 Bravo]

What do you think ran through his mind when the initial bulletin flashed across his television screen?

6 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Oh my God, those poor people!
	0 (0%)
	Ahhh, FUCK! How can we spin THIS one?
	6 (100%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[onehandle]

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[DCBob]

2. +1... no doubt gun sales are going to jump as well as NRA membership.

They must be celebrating in Fairfax.

[rfranklin]

3. What a beautiful morning it is today!

I'll bet those damn United Nations bastards are somewhere out there in the bushes!

[SidDithers]

4. It was "I wonder if Aurora has a convention center"...nt

Sid

[ohiosmith]

5. Another satisfied customer.

[gregoire]

6. Considering how much money the NRA makes off of shootings,...

we all know he was thinking about how much of a bonus he was going to get. Gun owners always give money to those idiots when threatened with reasonable laws.

[tanyev]

7. "This is the event the libruls have been waiting for to implement Operation Gun Takeaway."

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Better find us a bigger bank vault, pronto.