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smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts) Tue Jan 9, 2018, 09:36 PM Jan 2018

8

If Mitch McConnell was a shark...

"Really Ugly Shark Tired Of Being Mistaken For Hammerhead"

Seriously, doesn't this look exactly like him? He doesn't have the giant chin pouch or glasses, but otherwise the shark is a dead ringer!

https://local.theonion.com/really-ugly-shark-tired-of-being-mistaken-for-hammerhea-18218751

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If Mitch McConnell was a shark... (Original Post) smirkymonkey Jan 2018 OP

You are so right! MLAA Jan 2018 #1

If it mumbles like McConnell C_U_L8R Jan 2018 #2

It's uncanny. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2018 #3

LOL malaise Jan 2018 #4

OT, but was worried... KY_EnviroGuy Jan 2018 #11

I see the resemblance True Dough Jan 2018 #5

If he were a shrk, could we... 3catwoman3 Jan 2018 #6

If only it were that simple! smirkymonkey Jan 2018 #8

LOL GallopingGhost Jan 2018 #7

I think he's more like a mud shark Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2018 #9

I'll just leave this here for you to contemplate ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #10

Yes you are so right! LMAO Dem_4_Life Jan 2018 #12

A turtle shark, maybe... RealityChik Jan 2018 #13

MLAA

(17,338 posts)

1. You are so right!

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 09:44 PM

Jan 2018

It’s him. As for the glasses, McConnell doesn’t wear them when he is swimming.

C_U_L8R

(45,021 posts)

2. If it mumbles like McConnell

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 09:45 PM

Jan 2018

I'll freak.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,847 posts)

3. It's uncanny.

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 09:45 PM

Jan 2018

malaise

(269,200 posts)

4. LOL

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 09:47 PM

Jan 2018

Damn he must be howling with laughter over Bannon.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,496 posts)

11. OT, but was worried...

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 01:42 AM

Jan 2018

about you folks after the quake. Are you and yours OK there?

...... ....... ........

True Dough

(17,337 posts)

5. I see the resemblance

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 09:50 PM

Jan 2018

Turtle shark!

3catwoman3

(24,055 posts)

6. If he were a shrk, could we...

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 10:10 PM

Jan 2018

...hit him in the nose and scare him off?

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

8. If only it were that simple!

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #6)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 10:28 PM

Jan 2018

GallopingGhost

(2,404 posts)

7. LOL

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 10:16 PM

Jan 2018

And all this time we thought it was Chicken of the Sea!

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,274 posts)

9. I think he's more like a mud shark

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 10:30 PM

Jan 2018

AKA a dogfish which is basically a bottom feeder.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

10. I'll just leave this here for you to contemplate

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Tue Jan 9, 2018, 10:37 PM

Jan 2018

Dem_4_Life

(1,765 posts)

12. Yes you are so right! LMAO

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 01:59 AM

Jan 2018

RealityChik

(382 posts)

13. A turtle shark, maybe...

Reply to smirkymonkey (Original post)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 04:28 AM

Jan 2018

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