What would you say to Chris Christie before he leaves office?

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Mine is, See you at the food court.

[klook]

1. A. Hope you don't hit any roadblocks on the bridge to success!

B. Don't you want to tell us something about Kushner and Trump now that you're leaving office?

C. So long, asshole. Now just please go away.

[BigmanPigman]

2. GOOD RIDDANCE...and don't let the door hit ya!

[MurrayDelph]

22. I disagree

I very much want the door to hit him.

[BigmanPigman]

24. Yeah, most likely in his big stomach

as well as his fat ass.

[Nevermypresident]

3. F___ Off!

[crazycatlady]

4. Fuck you. Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. One thing I wouldn't say is "Eat me you prick!". nt

[dhill926]

20. hahahaha.....

[Motley13]

6. the moron has it on you!! he eats 10 McDonalds & 12 Cokes in bed

and is 1 lb lighter

not sure which one is the 400 lb guy in bed

[tavernier]

7. Nothing.

[gratuitous]

8. What a colossal waste

There was a clip on YouTube with Christie honoring some New Jersey boy who had become an Eagle Scout. Small room, maybe 30 people. Christie spoke extemporaneously. Christie had obviously done a little homework on the boy, knew his home town and the project he'd done to become an Eagle Scout. Spoke for several minutes, recognized the boy, his relatives in the audience, warm remarks about the accomplishment. It was rather impressive, and I say this as someone who has no use for Chris Christie. The man in that clip is a politician in the good sense, someone who can speak in complete sentences, and recognize an accomplishment, making everyone around the boy feel good about knowing him and being part of his life.

The man leaving the governor's office in New Jersey? A waste. A complete and utter waste. Five minutes after he's gone, nobody will remember one good thing about him.

[bluestarone]

9. man i didn't know they piled shit that high

[lastlib]

23. "Always thought shit flowed DOWNhill!"

[kairos12]

10. Go back to your shoe shine job for Drumpt. Or Putin. Or both.

[Bleacher Creature]

11. Congratulations on not going to prison! NT

[Cirque du So-What]

12. For gawd's sake, don't choke on a chimichanga

That would be horrible.

[snort]

13. Oink

[SeattleVet]

14. Oh, are you still here??

Been keeping a pretty low profile lately, haven't you?

[lindysalsagal]

15. I would laugh in his face.

[Raine]

16. I hope the door hits your big ass on the way out

and knocks you on your face!

[roamer65]

17. Go fuck yourself.

[smirkymonkey]

18. Bye Felicia!

Have a nice life in obscurity.

[Kirk Lover]

19. Time for you to go back under the boulder you crawled out of.

[VOX]

21. "No sympathy, Chris-- you should have used kneepads."