Thanks To Ivanka We Finally Know the Secret to Donald Trumps Hair
To gaze upon Donald Trump’s hair is like trying to make sense of a particularly elaborate M.C. Escher drawing. Just when you think you’ve figured out how all of the straw-colored, gossamer strands fit together, he turns his head and you realize nothing is what it seems, reality is an illusion, and life is pointless. But now, we may finally know how Trump accomplishes this remarkable feat of engineering.
In an extract from his new book Fire and Fury: Inside Trump’s White House, published by New York Magazine on Wednesday, reporter Michael Wolff revealed that Trump’s styling secrets have been disclosed by none other than his most trusted confidante — his daughter Ivanka:
For Ivanka, it was all business — building the Trump brand, the presidential campaign, and now the White House. She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his comb-over to others. She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men — the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.
https://www.thecut.com/2018/01/we-finally-know-the-secret-to-donald-trumps-hair.html
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may be the chemicals he is using is seeping into his brain. I hate the jerk. 
what the hell is scalp reduction surgery????? what a fucked up thing he is.
manages to look like this with his damn yellow piss hair.. all the while calling out others whom he perceives to not be up to his standards of beauty.
bdamomma
he is
You know may be he has his name on everything then he can remember who he is. 
cha!!
me do this
Can we put it in a museum some day? 
Mind you, just a rumor ....
introduce to you......
the quadruple comb-over! 
What's the difference between an astronaut and Donald Trump's comb-over?
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One defies the law of gravity, the other's a spaceman
frigging lock on his bedroom door who knows what horrible scene is in there.
with his soiled bed linens strewn all over the floor, in a KFC gravy stained bathrobe trying to "make himself up" for the day. I am sure he keeps the door locked because he would be mortified if anyone ever saw what he really looked like when he woke up in the morning. 
I never saw that film but should watch it. I keep picturing him like some pathetic Norma Desmond character in Sunset Boulevard or Bette Davis's character in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane". Just this ridiculous, clownish, vain person who has no idea how ridiculous he looks.
I have never seen that before - thanks for posting!
Also, he's a demented lunatic! 
