A new tweet from the MadMan....

[spanone]

Link to tweet

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

[Yavin4]

1. I picked a baaad day for quitting cigarettes. n/t

[irisblue]

2. Someone in the WH. Take that phone away NOW

Get him ice cream, a Xanax, something.

[janterry]

3. How shameful that I suspect

our idiot-in-chief had help writing that tweet?

[JackInGreen]

4. The boys in the back room

Are working overtime. The butter must be side UP.


my gods everyday I'm losing my mind

[madaboutharry]

5. This man belongs in a psychiatric ward.

He is a mentally sick man and the people around him know it.

[Roland99]

6. Totally. Fucking. Clueless. And beyond dangerous!

[grantcart]

7. Isn't it grand that Kelley has brought rationality to the WH

[dalton99a]

8. They should let independent experts decide

[dewsgirl]

9. He must have the smallest dick ever to exist.

[mreilly]

11. Exactly what I keep saying...

... he is soooooooooooo terrified people will find out about his one inch unworkable wee-wee. Think about it; his youngest is 11. That's probably that last time the damn tiny thing ever worked.

[dewsgirl]

17. True. It's the last thing I want to see and I'm sorry

For the visual, but I hope his tiny dick is on one of these tapes we keep hearing about, and the whole world laughs at this inept buffoon.

[smirkymonkey]

21. Small and flaccid.

He's obviously the most sexually insecure man in the world. God, he's just repulsive!

[Ms. Toad]

10. Report it as threatening violence. n/t

[dubyadiprecession]

12. That "Adult daycare center at 1600" needs to up Trump's medication.

[LeftInTX]

13. My button is bigger than your button

Sums up Trump's foreign policy

[MineralMan]

14. What next? A dick measuring contest?

Whip the little fellas out, boys. We'll supply the ruler.

[spanone]

16. sounds like a dickfest....that's his level of discourse at best.

[Maeve]

18. I just read the tweet to Hubby and his first response was

"Can we just let them get together and pull out their dicks?" GMTA

[procon]

15. Trump, the icon of impotent, fat old white men everywhere, is trying to unzip his pants

so he can prove to another insecure, shallow, little man, that his junk is way bigger and still works. If the KFC arrives before then, he'll reschedule.

[question everything]

19. Perhpas it would be fit. The way we have destoryed our planet already

that the final blow will come as a result of two childish men in a position of power.

[ProudLib72]

20. my Button works!

Bigly, I tell ya! Bigliest button ever! I punch it three or four times a day, usually after I watch Faux. Ask Hope, she'll tell you it works!


He is, of course, talking about that button that orders Diet Coke.