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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:10 AM
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It may be zombie proof but would you want to be shut in it during a fire?
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:15 AM
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1. I'm Betting Rob could get in there if he really wanted to
Rob Zombie that is.



As far as the 60's singing group "The Zombies" well, I would even give them a 70-30 split in their advantage.



As for swarms of the undead, I am curious just how they tested this building's invulnerability to them.
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:17 AM
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2. Zombies can smell or sense out humans, so they would congregate outside.
At some point the occupants would run out of resources.

I'm not sure this is a great permanent option but it could be good for a small zombie infestation.
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meow mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:22 AM
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3. it would also be a target of roving militias looking for supplies.
of which there would be many. anyone who thinks they can comfortably sit out an apocalypse of any kind is kidding themselves heh
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:25 AM
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8. Yep, just what I was thinking too. This is a total target! n/t
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quinnox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:43 AM
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11. If you had the money for this house then
you would have the money for a helipad and waiting gassed up helicopter on the roof, and you could escape that way.
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quinnox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:22 AM
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4. For the super rich only
I'm guessing this spread would go for at least 10 million, if not higher.

It is cool though. Would make a good set house location for movies.
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plumbob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:24 AM
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5. Kill the electricity after sealing, wait a day, and a delicious slow-roasted
dish is yours.....
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:24 AM
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6. I want one!
But really...Zombie "proof"??? The very concept is ridiculous!!!

How can you protect from a undead virus? Or undead mosquitoes?
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Fla_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:24 AM
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7. "Yo, don't joke about zombies"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASkUX9k8cs



Tom Ryan: Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!
C. J.: Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Mahalik: Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
C. J.: Yeah.
Mahalik: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
Tom Ryan: Uh...
C. J.: What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
Mahalik: 'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!
Tom Ryan: Guys, I'm trying to ask...
C. J.: So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Mahalik: No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!
Tom Ryan: Uh, guys...
C. J.: Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.
C. J.: Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Mahalik: I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
C. J.: You do that!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362120/quotes



:smoke:
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:31 AM
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10. "Turn up missing" Heh.
:thumbsup:
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 09:30 AM
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9. Link to the Zombie Survival Guide at the bottom of the page.
I love this zombie-proof house and think I will buy one, right after I build my Hobbit community and invite anyone 4 feet and under to come live there for free, as scenery.
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 11:26 AM
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12. I want a Hobbit house....
because I'm a Hobbit by nature. At least, that's what my daughter tells me. Contrary to popular belief, my feet are not hairy though.
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 12:23 PM
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13. Cooooool. nt
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