****White House Correspondents Dinner LIVE Thread****

[highplainsdem]

Since no one else has started one... :hi:

[femmocrat]

1. Thanks... I'll start by saying that the red carpet coverage was REALLY boring!

LOL

[Graybeard]

2. C-span just showed clips of past dinners.

It was great seeing the 1996 Dinner when the main entertainment was

Al Franken! Very, very funny.

[msanthrope]

9. Al Franken was hysterical....I'd forgotten it. n/t

[wundermaus]

48. Al Franken: 1994 White House Correspondents' Dinner

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/56320-1 and go to 28:00

[elfin]

3. Didn't know Bob Scheiffer was so short eom

[highplainsdem]

4. He looks especially short next to Michelle (who's really stunning tonight).

[Graybeard]

10. The First Lady looks fabulous.

Is that what they now call "bed head"? Love it!

[Schema Thing]

5. I've always thought Michelle attractive

but this is only the second time I've thought "damn, she looks hot!".


(the other time being when she played football on the WH lawn).

[glowing]

6. She is really great looking this evening.

[highplainsdem]

7. Enjoying the "Prime Movers" video -- those students seem like great kids.

[cal04]

8. thank you highplainsdem

:hi:

[highplainsdem]

14. You're welcome, cal04!

:hug:

[gauguin57]

11. Keep your royal wedding ... we've got POTUS and FLOTUS ... HOT couple!

[highplainsdem]

12. Time for a toast!

:toast:

[gauguin57]

13. To the Obamas!

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[cal04]

15. the birth certificate, my fellow americans

that was for Trump

[GameOn]

16. LOL. I wasn't expecting the Hulk Hogan theme music. nt

[msanthrope]

17. OMFG--the opening sequence is hysterical!!!!

Birth Certificate, Rocky, Transformers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazingly Cheezy...and awesome!!!

[msanthrope]

21. Donald Trump isn't laughing....OMFG, it's awesome--

Obama's releasing official birth video--it's the Lion King....

[highplainsdem]

18. LOL - Loved that video! "I am a real American..."

[cal04]

19. haha look at trump face

jerk

[LupinSansei72]

27. oh yes!!!

Donald Chump was looking some kind of pissed off :bounce: :evilgrin:

[JonLP24]

20. Ha! Camera on Trump when he said he is releasing video of his own birth

:rofl:

[msanthrope]

25. It's the Lion King--a direct fuck you to the Fox Network and the Freepi...n/t

[madamesilverspurs]

22. Awww...

poor Trumpipoo is pouting, he's not liking this one bit...

all I can say is

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!~

-

[Manifestor_of_Light]

90. The Donald is staring daggers...giving the stinkeye.....

Humorless rectum.

[TTUBatfan2008]

23. Trump isn't laughing...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[isuphighyeah]

24. Donald has the poopy face on.

He can dish it out but can't take it.

[isuphighyeah]

65. Slamming Trump hard! n/t

[cal04]

26. fox news table, that was a joke

[msanthrope]

29. Yeah--but they ain't laughing...n/t

[Sisaruus]

28. To the Fox table

"That was a joke."

[TTUBatfan2008]

30. Damn, Matt Damon just got punked

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

[highplainsdem]

31. Ryan couldn't be there tonight because "his budget has no room for laughter."

[msanthrope]

32. He just hit Paul Ryan, and SMACKED Michelle Bachman--

"she's born in Canada--this is how it starts."

[TTUBatfan2008]

33. Obama just started a birther rumor against Bachmann...

Taste of her own medicine. Awesome. haha

[cal04]

34. Bachman born in Canada

yes Michelle this is how it starts
Pawlenty's middle name

[highplainsdem]

35. Bachmann was really born in Canada. Pawlenty's middle name is Hosni.

[ecstatic]

36. WTF is Trump doing there?! nt

[cal04]

37. picking on trump

did we fake the moon landing
what really happened in Roswell
where are biggy and tupak

[highplainsdem]

38. Love the way he's skewering Trump.

[LupinSansei72]

39. He's taking on the Chump head on

I love it :bounce:

[KathieG]

40. Where are Biggie and Tupac? LOL

:rofl:

[cali]

41. bend over donald. you're getting a good fucking.

[Graybeard]

45. Imagine having to sit next to that POS all night?

What a miserable creep.:puke:

[cali]

53. he's sitting next to bonehead. imagine sitting between them.

[RichGirl]

91. The crier and the liar!

[Greybnk48]

42. Up yours Trump!! LOL!!

[femmocrat]

43. :ROFL:

He is really socking it to Trump! "These are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night." OMG!

[cal04]

44. Love it

he deserves it

[KT2000]

46. Yowza!! Trumps is getting

what he deserves. It's about time.
Obama can land a punch. :bounce: :bounce:

[msanthrope]

47. OMFG--the video is great....Biden helping Obama after the teleprompter is defunded

by the GOP...

"The President's Speech."

[femmocrat]

50. That was incredibly cute and clever. n/t

[madamesilverspurs]

49. Doc Obama

going after Trump with a bent scalpel, rusty barbs and all!

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[Liberal_Stalwart71]

51. I LOVE JOE BIDEN!! And I don't care what ANYONE says!!! n/t

[CherokeeDem]

54. ME, TOO!!!!!

I have always loved him...

[seabeyond]

76. with you. nt

[alcibiades_mystery]

52. First time evah: Ol' Dirty Bastard played at WH Correspondents' Dinner

"Oooo baby I like it RAW!"

:rofl:

[young but wise]

61. +1000

That was so awesome.

[highplainsdem]

55. Brilliant, touching speech following a very funny video. Couldn't have been better.

[elfin]

56. Where is Biden?

[cal04]

57. birth certificate jokes

and trump still not looking happy

[highplainsdem]

58. Love the C-SPAN jokes.

[Withywindle]

59. Wow. Who'd've thunk

that a sitting POTUS would be a better comedian than a professional comedian?


I love Seth Myers on Weekend Update, but he is reading way more obviously than Obama ever has. No illusion of spontaneity whatsoever. Ugh.

[JonLP24]

62. I take it back

He really picked it up since my post. Looks on Trump's face, priceless.

[cal04]

60. president laughing at the katie couric joke

asking questions to Palin

[highplainsdem]

63. "Tim Pawlenty makes Al Gore look like Ru Paul."

[rustydog]

89. I almost blew coffee through my nose onthat one!

[Sisaruus]

64. Trump doesn't look like he's enjoying the evening

Too bad.

[KathieG]

66. Meyers is tearing Trump a new asshole!!!

[ohheckyeah]

67. LOL

Trump is pissed and Seth Meyers is tearing him up!

[RichGirl]

85. Trump said he was good with the blacks...

Unless the Blacks are a white family....not so.

Surprised to hear Trump was running as a republican...thought he was running as a joke.

Saw Trump sitting at Fox...interesting since a fox is sitting on his head.

Gotta listen again...so funny!

[msanthrope]

68. Seth Meyers--just killed Donald Trump. I mean, just killed him--

gotta watch the video...

[msanthrope]

72. Oh, shit----"In 19 years I'll get a phone call from Ginny Thomas.." n/t

[CherokeeDem]

73. That. was funny..... nt

[highplainsdem]

69. "Mr. President, look at your hair! If your hair gets any whiter, the Tea Party will endorse it!"

[joshcryer]

70. Will this be on whitehouse.gov in full later?

[JonLP24]

74. I know c-span's website

Regularly have videos, I've watched Correspondents' Dinners in the past on there.

[malaise]

86. It's on CSpan Org and I have no doubt that

they'll replay it in a few minutes

[Graybeard]

71. Mr. Prez you would have loved the 2008 Obama.

How he has changed. The Prez is shaking his head yes.

[LLStarks]

75. Trump is so angry, he'll run for president out of spite. nt

[CherokeeDem]

77. Trump certainly does looked pissed....

Wonder how many f-bombs he'll let fly after this???

[femmocrat]

84. What a jerk. He could have "pretended" to be a good sport about it.

He should have expected being the butt of the jokes. If he couldn't take it, he should have stayed away. Jackass.

[gauguin57]

78. I thought Seth did a great job!

Loved the Anderson Cooper joke ... the aging Obama (Old Spice/Gossett Sr.) joke ... the "Republican search for a vice presidential candidate at the Miss USA pageant" joke ...

... and, of course, all the jokes at the expense of The Donald.

[jillan]

79. Seth was brilliant!

[highplainsdem]

80. I did, too.

[JoePhilly]

82. +1

Was very good

And extra points for making Trump sit there and be the butt end of endless jokes.

[Graybeard]

81. Seth Myers machine- gun delivery...bam...bam...bam...

A lot of funny stuff. Trump will have to put a bag over his head to get out of there.

[highplainsdem]

83. Commentary on MSNBC now.

[femmocrat]

88. Thanks! They are even criticizing Trump!

LOL

[rurallib]

87. Good bye Donald, thanks to Seth Myers!

[a kennedy]

92. just outstanding.....just ripped the trumper a new one....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: