Top 20 Conspiracy Theories That Have Already Sprung Up Around President Obama’s Birth Certificate

[meegbear]

Well, that didn't take long. All of the purported inconsistencies and mysterious anomalies with President Obama's long form birth certificate. And this is only within the first few hours of the document's release. Give the Birthers a few days to come up with some really juicy stuff.

Top 20 Conspiracy Theories

[tridim]

1. Oh man, that's classic. Very "Cracked" or Onion-ish.

[UTUSN]

2. The local radio Racist/Birther said LAST WEEK

That, despite his being a Birther, he didn't really doubt U.S. birth but that he thinks (translation: MADE UP) that there must be something *else* fishy, that he thinks/made-up that maybe OBAMA later claimed something like dual citizenship in college in order to get higher amounts of student loans that are available to students from poor countries, and that whatever it (made-up) is, it would totally destroy OBAMA because the lying would be far worse than the non-U.S. birth, AND that "we" would BE RID OF HIM!!!!!1

[KatyMan]

5. What's their problem with dual citizenship?

So what? I'm a dual citizen. When I'm in the States, I use my US id's and passport. When in Europe, I use the ones over there. Doesn't make me less of an American than anyone else.

[reggie the dog]

7. me too

i am american in america and french everywhere else in the world

i was born in the usa and later became french

when in any country other than the usa i say i am french out of embarrasement of the usa

[TheWraith]

9. Obama could have been entitled to dual US/UK citizenship, but only until he was 21.

Because his father was entitled to British citizenship. But it had to be claimed before his 21st birthday.

[Saphire]

3. Yup.

[dkf]

4. They are so creative! I love it.

I am still laughing and giggling. This is funny.

[robinlynne]

6. ooh. Letterman will be good tonight.....

[Poll_Blind]

8. That was perfectly done.

PB

[nichomachus]

10. And the Number One theory

The registrar's name is U K L Lee -- Hawaii? Ukelele? Obviously a made up name. Maybe "Dick Hertz" didn't occur to them.